Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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epic13 12
Sit behind them and throw popcorn in his other girlfriend's hair.
SadIife 6
Let's just say that your now ex isn't the sharpest tool in the box. It's a good thing that you caught that idiot, you dodged a bullet.
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Comments (200)
JuicyJJ 9
he thought u r not goin alone
ohhhsnapple 14
Am I the only one who thinks it's odd that OP would still go to the movies after finding out her bf's grandma was in the hospital? Shouldn't she have offered to go to the hospital with him? At any rate, she still didn't deserve to be cheated on, of course. Sorry OP, people can be awful sometimes :(
Chad_Brisson 2
some hospitals only permit family, and sitting around bored isn't going to help his grandma.
Racky_fml 14
Should've done something to make his other gf break up with him too, so he'll have no one
Rainbow_dumpster 28
CHEATER, CHEATER, TURD EATER!!!
insanexnh 13
You should have snuck out of the theater, walked back in, and then walk over to him and call him a cheating asshole. Not only does he get the public humiliation he deserves, but most likely, the rest of the theater crowd will get mad too. Trust me, I've seen things like this go down before. Sorry OP!
swissmiss3912 0
Break up!
manynan 1
If it was a scary movie you should of went right up behind him and scared him
SarahiJimenez 0
Why Can't I Be SomeOne Else?!
Kobra96 2
1. this guy is an asshole 2. he is an idiot for taking the other girl to the SAME MOVIE
bmkc4 1
What a douche. At least you found out now instead of later. I'm sorry, OP.