Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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epic13 12
Sit behind them and throw popcorn in his other girlfriend's hair.
SadIife 6
Let's just say that your now ex isn't the sharpest tool in the box. It's a good thing that you caught that idiot, you dodged a bullet.
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Comments (200)
bhai33 9
What idiot would use that as an excuse? Fkin asswhole
eatsleepjb 8
He's obviously not very smart if he went to the same movie that he was supposed to go to with you, without even considering that you might have gone anyways. So, if I were you, I would dump his ass and find a smarter boyfriend that will be faithful.
sakana_fml 7
When he said his grandma was in the hospital why didn't you offer to go visit her and show your support?
Ambernicholex3 3
What a douche.
chelseycoble5 3
Your way better off with out him, trust me I have been there
FrankHotpants 31
This makes for a perfect Twix commercial.
alannaclay 2
Dump him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leslier_fml 4
That sucks! Better luck with your next hunky boyfriend.
rightspark 7
That's a man. He's a good liar and has 2 girls on the side. Ask for a threesome before you break up j/k. Sorry to hear about that OP:-(
dudette123456789 0
wow what a douche!!