Today, I heard my girlfriend refer to me as her “boyfriend for now”, as in the guy she strings along until she meets the guy she loves and wants to marry. We’ve been together for two years and rent a flat together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I'll be moving to a different state in a few months for a new job. He now refers to me as his "girlfriend for now". FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, after I'd been on and off with this girl for 6 years, I finally proposed in October 2018 and she'd said yes. A year later we got a house. By March, she is seeing another girl. And now, we still live together. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
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cuz803 46
Dude...show yourself some respect and kick her to curb. Leave her and don't look back. She wants to use you as some sort of blowup doll she can have until she finds someone she specifically wants. You're nothing to her but a ***** she carrys. Leave her ass NOW!
Ubehage 32
I was in a relationship like that. It broke me down completely. Get out, now! Lick your wounds, and don't look back.
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cuz803 46
Dude...show yourself some respect and kick her to curb. Leave her and don't look back. She wants to use you as some sort of blowup doll she can have until she finds someone she specifically wants. You're nothing to her but a ***** she carrys. Leave her ass NOW!
Ubehage 32
I was in a relationship like that. It broke me down completely. Get out, now! Lick your wounds, and don't look back.
Thaylok 17
Sounds more like you are her bank account and nothing more. Agree with others, you deserve better.