Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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epic13 12
Sit behind them and throw popcorn in his other girlfriend's hair.
SadIife 6
Let's just say that your now ex isn't the sharpest tool in the box. It's a good thing that you caught that idiot, you dodged a bullet.
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Comments (200)
A7X_LoVeee 10
Surprised you went to the movies alone. Why not ask a friend to go? Or are you the type of girl who dumps all of her friends once she gets a boyfriend?
ManInTheMachine 20
Maybe she just felt like going alone?
xcheshirecat 11
Hope you're not really that stupid ? Sometimes friends don't have money for the movies, or don't want to see the movie. Or sometimes are busy too !
A7X_LoVeee 10
True. I just think it's weird to go see a movie by yourself.
lexi365 20
#19 Please explain how...
pil_84 9
Well it sounded like they already had plans to go to that movie maybe she was waiting for that idiot there
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
19 - You have serious problems if you can't expand your options. To be honest I find that weird that you find it weird to go to the movies alone.
DegrassixDigimon 5
He probably just texted during the credits.... Or she pre ordered the ticket
DegrassixDigimon 5
Nvm 38 Said that
pmadNess 16
19- You should try going to a movie alone sometime. It is quite nice. No one comments to you during the movie. In fact, you should try going many places alone. It is quite liberating!
Paco_el_Taco 17
O boy I bet that made for a climatic ending of the movie...
noisebox 1
Lose the loser
fireheart_fml 14
This is when you should take your popcorn, and dump it on his head.
Jordan740 6
Add a drink to that, it would make it much better
newbiehere99 6
Don't forget the chocolate raisins ... Make sure you have lost of money though cause the concessions are expensive ????
diegoer 10
He's an idiot! First, for cheating and second, for taking the girl to the movies, the place he was going with u... It's just stupid! Lol
firefighterjohn 9
he's an idiot. if he had any sense he would have asked what movie you were seeing. im not saying that's the right thing to do. he's still an idiot. he happy you caught him now and not later on In life
tonygar 18
What a dog...hope he is your Ex now
darkangel752 2
People are really that stupid! Wow!
TheIchiban 11
That's one stupid boyfriend. You could have gone up to him and asked why he brought his gran to the movies.
newbiehere99 6
Was it a good movie? Are you sure it wasn't his cousin he was comforting while his grandma was at the hospital?
MidnaLink 35
Possible but not likely to work. I once read an FML about a girl who caught he boyfriend with some girl, called her an ugly ****, only to find out that she was some sort of relative. If the whole cousin thing was the case, the same thing would probably have happened, but he wouldn't necessarily have had to tell her he was visiting his granny.
MidnaLink 35
If the "cousin" was really the other girl. then the bf would've said he was single. At that point, if OP had gone up and intro'd herself as his gf, THEN this would've blown up in his face.