Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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epic13 12
Sit behind them and throw popcorn in his other girlfriend's hair.
SadIife 6
Let's just say that your now ex isn't the sharpest tool in the box. It's a good thing that you caught that idiot, you dodged a bullet.
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Comments (200)
perdix 31
Maybe his Grandma is very youthful-looking and they let her out of the hospital to see a movie with her grandson. Make sure you have all the facts before you go jumping to conclusions. Fine, family-oriented young men like your boyfriend are rare, so don't hastily kick him to the curb.
lans4 1
Doesn't matter, saw a movie
flicka89 15
maybe its his cousin, sister, aunt or whatever.... but most likely not! so just make sure that you either dump his sorry ass, or make him see you out with some one else! ;) good luck
AliceLockehart 18
If that happened to me, I'd sit behind him & flick m&m's at the back of his head. Hard. Maybe warm them between my hands a little first so the melted chocolate gets all through his hair. :)
pogue36 5
Well, yeah! Who goes to a movie alone!?
Nekogami 14
I do. Quite often. It costs less and can be just as enjoyable. I'm not sure why movies are required to be social experiences. That's like saying no one goes out to eat alone. If I want to see a movie - id rather go on my own because it's convenient, requires no planning, you aren't obligated to your friends or family and can sit wherever you want to.
olpally 33
I agree with 51- I go to the bar by myself all the time and do pretty much whatever I want... It's fun, I meet and socialize with new people :D
TheLover21795 2
Lol, sorry but that's kind of funny that he did that. Not that he did to you! But that what he did was stupid(: and sorry everyone that's saying its family. But wouldnt he have told her that? Cali girl(the one who made this) you should have texted him and been like "what are you doing? How's your grandma doing?" and if he said "at the hospital" gone and sat next to him and said "nice hospital ain't it?"
Angel1000168 16
You, my friend, have the awesomest solution so far...
Nekogami 14
I'm curious. What movie was it? :o
Nekogami 14
You're not alone. But braves curly red hair bugs me for some reason. Lol
Dcm210 19
get a new boyfriend.
twizzy2011 5
Ur boy well i assume ur ex now is just DUMB! Goin to the same movie? How retarded can you get?!
Dallasluver19 14
Wow what bastar*!! who the hell does that? I mean really?! You should of went up to him, put ur bucket of popcorn over his head, punched his date, smiled, then say, "Have a nice life bi***."
DomDomxoxo 16
Actually I don't think the date deserves that. She might not have known that OP's boyfriend has a girl...
Dallasluver19 14
Stiill. It's always good to ask someone if there dating someone else first so no drama happens!
kman4evah 16
You know how easy it is to lie, right?