Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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epic13 12
Sit behind them and throw popcorn in his other girlfriend's hair.
SadIife 6
Let's just say that your now ex isn't the sharpest tool in the box. It's a good thing that you caught that idiot, you dodged a bullet.
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Comments (200)
0_0ha 13
Dump his sorry ass. Cheaters suck
carly_hackler 0
I can't believe this is getting "You deserved it" votes. No one deserves to be cheated on !
retrorewind 13
you two have the same taste in movies i see
stepymac 15
Dump his sorry ass and find a new boyfriend . You can do so much better than that guy OP.
DazedSiren 5
Haha there lay the boy who cried wolf. Start bitching him out make a scene then thank him for "herpes", she won't call him again.
loveistwisted 10
Aw :/ Damn players. I'll be your date and we shall have revenge!
tj4234 36
this guy is an idiot. If you haven't told him you know, take him out on a date in a very public place and lemon law him.
williamcarter93 13
I do not know why everyone is always advocating to do this/that to the boyfriend. Sure, he's dumb. But for real, why waste time thinking of devious little things to do. Just forget about him and move on.
fordman22 0
Take a poop on her lap? I mean Eric Cartmen does that to people he hates and it works. Lol
smokeraisins 7
trt