Wwiimaniac
Dallas, United States
Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Jerusalem, Israel
In the eye of the beholder
Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
bride
United States
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
notfatanymore
Germany
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
BrefODM
United Kingdom
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
omgreally91
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Overthinking it
Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
Top comments
dankpotatoes 2
Don't complain. Most girls would kill to be your size!
redreynard 14
I just like hourglasses.
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Mideoyeo 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Women like men with curves, so don't worry ;)
leyylalala 1
O....which women?
ALpein 0
Even men like men with curves.
redreynard 14
I just like hourglasses.
TheStoryOfWazza 9
I find hourglasses old fashion.
ManInTheMachine 20
16-Don't even get me STARTED on sun dials.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
But I love seeing the pretty sand sprinkle down to the bottom! And when you flip, it starts all over again!
Domitan 1
Oh yeah babe, keep talking. You know what I like
starwind3438 9
30 why did you have to mention sundials? I hate those wretched things. I still haven't figured out how to set them for daylight savings time.
mad_madison1198 0
no we dont
lolfood 24
36, they do it automatically!
TxCountryBeauty 10
Heyyyyy shmexy! Yea you over there with the bottle figure!
ALpein 0
How does him having an hourglass shape infer he has mantits?
Zomg_Okay 27
That's the joke, 48.
ugwmii 0
better than a reverse hourglass
wannaplay 1
I like turtles.
_Oblivion_ 12
47 to 64 C-C-COMBO BREAKERRR
sambo1andonly 5
Lol how do you have a reverse hourglass It's the same shape when you flip it xD
cassiebear7652 7
Instead of out in out it's in out in. Derp.
jestersshadow 0
When i need to know the time, i take out my phone and use it as a sundial
Kbearlove23 0
Try a burger? (:
tennisrapper1 14
How about some BACON!
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Bacon> Burger
SLKBlack96 5
Bacon+burger!
lolfood 24
Baconator!
TwiztedYuri 9
need to talk to EpicMealTime. that can fix that
syley 5
Excellent. Eat plenty of food and you will soon evolve from an hourglass to a stopwatch.
LucaCoffey 6
Maybe he is Allergic them
DK1234567 8
OMFG I kinda have the same problem you just do shot load of cardio
gracevet88 0
Cheeseburger with bacon, onion rings, and cheddar cheese
EdwardJayms 0
I would say eat but in all honesty it doesn't work xD 5 pan au chocolate for breakfast and a croissant to finnish it off daily and still being underweight proves this theory! xD
dankpotatoes 2
Don't complain. Most girls would kill to be your size!
Dr0reos 8
plus you could always go gay if it comes to that.
bennetts211 2
I was actually almost positive this was from one of the Kardashians, while reading it.
jacquesromualdez 12
Oooohhh sexay!!!
JonnyGoldsmithXX 0
But then there's the issue of guys going up to OP saying "Dat ass... cot looks great on you bro"
dankpotatoes 2
Haha no i'm not a kardashian!(:
draegbomb 5
I got it from my mama;)
onlychildFTW 34
What's wrong with an hourglass figure as a guy?
B4DR0M4NC333 0
Wanna Trade?
JustDerpin 11
The only thing I wanna trade is Pokémon :D
jjessen 20
Depends on which gen
B4DR0M4NC333 0
Hell idc what gender i would change my stopwatch figure for an hour glass figure anyday =))
xSundae 6
111 was talking about which generation of Pokemon. The only one that matters- first.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Ugh, the fool genwunners are even infecting FML. Gross.
MindFreakazoid 10
Aw don't worry, OP! There's always working out and all that! Keep trying :)
insertnameherr 11
I'm pretty sure that's what got him there in the first place.
MindFreakazoid 10
No I meant to get more muscle and if that doesn't work, just eat more food :D food is a fantastic problem solver
drawmyhearton_fml 3
How did you manage that?
fylx100 19
It could be a type of disease he has. My boyfriend is skinny because he had malrotation of the intentines and smas. He finally had surgery to fix it last Wednesday!! So he most likely tried not getting that way.
TarieBoo 2
90: have you seen a hourglass figure?
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Its okay OP! You can now work those hips any time. Many people would kill to have your shape and are probally ticked and jealous at you.
the_fun_one 0
Lol?
aleeshttylXD 9
what's up with all these pony pics..
DannyZuko 4
MLP all the way :) loving all my fellow pagasisters and bronies on FML :)
somewizdom 15
As long as you got meat where it counts, you're okay.
commonlogicz42 6
For a guy from Texas that is quite an accomplishment.
Ismaeldaboss 1
I'm from Texas, how the **** is that an accomplishment?
efemel94 7
Texas is known to have a high percentage of obese citizens. Therefore, he was saying how it's an accomplishment that he is so skinny in such a commonly obeise surrounding.
br0ccoli 15
You don't have to be skinny to be an hourglass
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Exactly. I'm kind of thick (not fat, just not skinny) and I just have a natural hourglass figure. Skinny people usually don't have them too often.