Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
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giggity0giggity 0
WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!! ur better off without a stupid boyfriend.
Jankae 0
Just dump him?
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Comments (145)
giggity0giggity 0
WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!! ur better off without a stupid boyfriend.
rjrudman 0
Fake. If he knew you were going to the movies, he wouldn't go to the same venue. Secondly, why would you confront him by a text message if you can actually see him? GTFO my fmylife And yes, I did reply to the first post on purpose. Wanna fight about it?
lexilovesyou 0
Um maybe he did not think she would be at the movies without him.. Or she'd see a different one. This happened to me too so shut the f*** up dumb ****.
iSmellNice 2
I was thinking the exact same thing, #30.
Juuuu_fml 0
maybe the boy is just not very smart...
zrjones 0
i read a different version of this exact FML every week. its a pain in the ass some of the shit they keep publishing
lexiBRo 0
Yeah, I agree 42...most guys wouldn't assume if a girl asks them to take them out that the girl would go w/o them...and perhaps she texted bc she didn't want to cause a scene ?? Not everyone likes to make an ass of themselves running up to a cheating boyfriend in public.
youngboss_fml 2
youre right.
KumoFF7 3
making out with his cousin? Are you from Arkansas or something?
giggity0giggity 0
are YOU stupid or something? he means that the guy's cousin could have looked like him.
Bucinka 5
@#42: You censor **** but type out ****? What's wrong with you?
nam3 0
i agree if u saw him y wuld you text him dont u have the guts to go talk to him?? and #42 no1 cares this isn't your fml
whatthefuckcunt 0
#111 i cracked up at that as well.. what the f*** ****? hahahaha
moi101 0
why didn't u just go up to him dumbass
BrittyBFMV 0
why the **** does confronting him in person have to mean "breaking his neck and wrestling the girl to the ground"? it's really not that hard to walk up make a comment about him being a liar, let the poor girl know he's a 2 timer, dump his ass and walk away. that's not making a scene. that's making a point.
cwl727 33
I was thinking the same thing #111.
Jankae 0
Just dump him?
live_and_learn 0
that's when you walk up to his face and confront him in front of his little makeout buddy. there's no denying it then.
aback 5
Yes.
123sploosh 0
3RD!!!!
123sploosh 0
thats not very nice :(
IambecomeRAWR 0
Third? That's not even good :L
123sploosh 0
well i thought it was
Stupidpoorpeople 0
That's because your ******* retarded
jyn_fml 0
you're better off without him anyway.
justmyluck1212 0
hahaha throw sone popcorn on the trick to let him know ur w/in viewing distance of his ass
NGM_47 0
Well, since you said "the boy I was seeing" I'm guessing he wasn't officially your boyfriend, so I guess it's not that big of a deal. But FYL for him lying to you in the first place.
genius_man16 1
That's what I was thinking. He doesn't sound like he's officially your BF, but still FYL for him to lie.
LebChickOnFira 0
why would you even confront him by text? go up to his face and dumb his ass!!
urlifeisfucked_fml 0
I agree. You confronted by text, did you really expect him to own up about it?
laxgirl3 0
she wouldve had yo push people out of line and shit really!
csd_fml 5
wow he's such a pussy - and I don't think I've ever used that word to describe someone before! Honestly, good riddance.
RuralNinja 0
You should have gone over, screamed at him, then slapped him.
bmach 0
Why the **** are women allowed to be so overly dramatic? Reverse the situation and the man would be slapped with an assault charge. The OP should just move on. You know, like an adult would and not like a dramatic, violent ****.
snzizle 0
there are so many other double standards that favor men instead of women, that i think we should be allowed to be overdramatic. k?
awkwardturtley 0
completely agree ^^ :) plus overdramatizing things is fun sometimes ;)
margrit00 0
Seriously, another FML about inviting someone to the movies who lied about why they couldn't go and was later seen at the same theater/movie with someone else??? Yawn... Or fake.