Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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Top comments
epic13 12
Sit behind them and throw popcorn in his other girlfriend's hair.
SadIife 6
Let's just say that your now ex isn't the sharpest tool in the box. It's a good thing that you caught that idiot, you dodged a bullet.
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Comments (200)
luvscomplic8ed 6
Um maybe they are just friends unless you saw them kissing... I go to the movies a lot with my guy friends even if they are dating someone. Although I do talk to the girls first... Sorry op :(
zebralover23 14
not a bright guy
bloodangel494 1
Smh... what a dumb ass! I hope u dumped him.
Aking2198 0
go up to him and say hi and watch his face then totally own him and dump his sorry ass you are too good for him and he doesnt understand what he has (had) with you
DiscoDave 5
That's kinda ****** up that he would do that
LiceDownUnder 3
Ditch that trash. Im a dude and i find it disgraceful to cheat on anyone. Period
yyZziD 1
#174 You ended your sentence with a period an then put the word "Period". Dumbass.
Rocky007 15
Sounds like his Grandma is all better, that's great news!
MDTeddy 13
Did you thank him for ruining the movie for him? He doesn't deserve you now and don't let him come back. People seem to do that and it happens again.
reimichele 8
He probably didn't expect OP to go without him. Doesn't change the fact that he's an idiot. You don't need that douche. Be happy that you don't have to waste time on him anymore.
AzzieC 12
All I have 2 say is..... Stupid boy dump his sorry a$$