wastedbaby
United States
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
speed-dialing dr kevorkian
Two Rivers, United States
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
ur_life_dus_suck
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Wayne, United States
Slippery slope
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
kashish0711
India
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
It's just liquid fun
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
viviham
Spring Branch, United States
Late night customers are the worst
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
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jellybelliez 0
that's not cool
ilm350 7
mom to be+beer= FML user hah
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Scooter42 15
A beer or a glass of wine once or twice a week is fine even while pregnant. Now if she was doing keg stands and shotgunning beers if be concerned.
saruhhboo 0
mother of the year! :D na jk that sucks.:l
NoOneLovesYou 13
Eh, good news, you're alright despite it? Perhaps it was only one drink. My mother was a heavy alcoholic and I barely got by with a "milder" case of cerebral palsy. It happens. If I can suck it up and limp onward, so can you. Really though, I understand and sympathize. If only more pregnant women understood just how delicate developing fetuses really are, perhaps less people would suffer because of selfish and unfit mothers-to-be. Ah, sorry, that was a bit too serious for this site, perhaps a "LOL YDI ROFL I'M SO AWESOME 'N FUNNYYYYY" is more fitting.
Tess_fml 7
I second number 2.. maybe it wasn't hers.. why is that comment voted so low? and did you actually SEE her drink it? eh? EH?!
justinemalang5 0
daaaaaaaammnn ! HAHAHAA i wonder how you turned out :O
SpazzyJazzy325 0
classy momma
Bartimaeus 7
Seriously how did the OP deserve this? They weren't even born yet! I really don't know why some people click the "ydi" button...
cherriekerrie 0
It makes them feel powerful. They're compensating for their real life, which consists of working at Walmart and coming home to a nice meal of McDonald's.
FMLsOhilarious 6
that doesn't mean it was hers.
JoeyPterodactyl 0
So you drove her to alcohol before you were even born.
SteelCladAngel 0
most doctors will tell pregnant women it's ok to have a glass of beer or wine throughout pregnancy as long as you're not drinking spirit or liquors and the drinking isn't heavy or regular drinking (((and as long as there aren't any complications with the pregnancy already))) also some doctors will even suggest a glass or two of wine or beer if you are overdue to give birth to help you relax and maybe get things moving
Jasper8713 2
I have never heard of any doctor saying this. As someone who has taken classes in both pharmacology and sexual psychology... I can say with confidence that alcohol is a teratogen, meaning it causes serious physical defects in unborn children. It also causes severe mental problems. Even one drink of alcohol during pregnancy can affect fetal growth and development... NO doctor should be encouraging this. I live in an area where fetal alcohol syndrome and fetal alcohol effects are prominent... And it's not always the alcoholics that have children with abnormalities.
SteelCladAngel 0
funny...I've asked several doctors and nurses and they all say the same thing 'one or two glasses a week is ok'
cherriekerrie 0
They obviously care about their children if they're drinking during pregnancy. Just because you can do it, doesn't mean you should.