wastedbaby
United States
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
speed-dialing dr kevorkian
Two Rivers, United States
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
ur_life_dus_suck
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Wayne, United States
Slippery slope
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
kashish0711
India
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
It's just liquid fun
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
viviham
Spring Branch, United States
Late night customers are the worst
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
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jellybelliez 0
that's not cool
ilm350 7
mom to be+beer= FML user hah
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Deeznutzhairy 7
Who gives a shit you're ok now.
mintcar 10
Well, be thankful you came out okay.
DocBastard 40
You should nip this right in the Bud. Talk to your mom - maybe write her a letter by Natural Light. But don't act like a Beast, of Coors, or she will kick your Heineken.
iAmScrubs 19
That's seems like a very mature way for a future mom too act. I'm assuming she also sniffs sharpies because "they get her high".
iAmScrubs 19
*to. **** me. I'm never commenting on a mobile device again.
MrOcean 0
Oh My God. My sincerest condolences. (Spelling)
scottwadd1 0
I was born in the 70's and they were all drinking and smoking during my childhood. don't be such a pussy.
HeroOfTime13 0
nothing to worry about. arent you happy the way you turned out? if youre not then that should be your fml.
coltsrock37 15
I guess she figured it was Miller Time once she noticed the bump
PeachyJinx 7
Well if it was after the 1st trimester it ccan't be too bad cause thats when all the deformaties are formed I think
musicanonymus 0
that may be when the deformities happen, but there is still precious brain and other important cell growth all throughout the pregnancy. even though there could be no deformities, the baby could still have FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) or live problems.
beneckly 4
smdh
blacksswan 10
She probably just wanted to look cool. I doubt she drank it judging by your spelling and you being here.