wastedbaby
United States
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
speed-dialing dr kevorkian
Two Rivers, United States
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
ur_life_dus_suck
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Wayne, United States
Slippery slope
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
kashish0711
India
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
It's just liquid fun
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
viviham
Spring Branch, United States
Late night customers are the worst
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
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jellybelliez 0
that's not cool
ilm350 7
mom to be+beer= FML user hah
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Comments (227)
ceda95 6
lads you americans are so strict on this kind of thing. while you pregnant its ok to have a glass of wine or something once in while but just don't go over bord. my aunt used to have to drink a litre of guinness nearly everyday because it brought up her iron levels while pregnant. all her children are perfect.
skyeyez9 25
My neighbor who is in her 60's said that when she was in labor, she called her doctor to let him know she was in her way to the hospital. He told her to drink some whiskey to help her relax, "and it will help with the labor pains."
Quall1357 0
I heard that if your in labor you can't hurt the baby? not sure though
jobsman99 0
at least she did not have a cigarette and/or a joint. and she was dressed.
cc88 3
Come on it depends your age. back then they didnt knew. my mom drank everyday And it not like she didnt care. So thats not a fml, youre just like every baby born before the 80's .
seeunexttuesdays 6
are you messed in the head??
IStoleTheCookies 16
there's nothing wrong with having 1 drink whilst pregnant .. and beer isn't exactly a cocktail it's quite weak .. there's honestly nothing to worry about and no one should judge your mother for letting her hair down once during a stressful, draining procedure.
Quall1357 0
you people are saying 'your fine now chill' the OP is probably thinking ... oh my mom didn't care enough to stay sober with me in her, he/she probably can't trust their mom now for a lot of things.
IStoleTheCookies 16
when guys have to sit around for nine months, get to the size of a beached whale & have to push a baby out of them, thats when they can god damn complain.
derekwb 0
better than whiskey??
Kuramasan_fml 12
no, actually a little beer CAN be good for baby development. it's an old wives type of thing for a healthy baby. what a stupid fml.
momo1972 3
explains a lot huh