wastedbaby
United States
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
speed-dialing dr kevorkian
Two Rivers, United States
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
ur_life_dus_suck
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Wayne, United States
Slippery slope
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
kashish0711
India
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
It's just liquid fun
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
viviham
Spring Branch, United States
Late night customers are the worst
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
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jellybelliez 0
that's not cool
ilm350 7
mom to be+beer= FML user hah
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zarjazz 0
oh geezus, it was one beer. the op didn't say she was wasted but that she had A beer in her hand. that beer was probably the only beer she had and could have taken a while to drink. she was probably very late in her term and wanted a beer to relax after carrying 5lbs+ in her for months (and still having to squeeze out a watermelon through a lemon hole). geezus. op: get over it. your parents have home video of you so they're probably decent to great parents. you sound anal retentive but intelligent enough, aka: totally okay. grow up: your parents have their life to live too, stop acting as if it's all about you.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Jesus*. There is no such word/slang as 'geezus'.
AbbaZab 4
explained a lot didn't it?
ramseyrutherford 2
how do people say she deserved it?
koolman222 0
agreed
kei1108 13
Ugh I hate it when people do that...
SandraYvette 0
My mom got drunk when I was 8months in her and began to jump in a jumper.. I Blame her for all my problems.
j_cat187 20
at least she wasn't taking hits from the bog.
sexykitty18 0
that would explain a lot I'm sure
IvyPalin 7
who cares at least it wasn't a video of her almost getting an abortion
ibrar 0
maybe that wasn't her beer
bibbypower 0
wow.......