wastedbaby
United States
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
speed-dialing dr kevorkian
Two Rivers, United States
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
ur_life_dus_suck
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Wayne, United States
Slippery slope
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
kashish0711
India
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
It's just liquid fun
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
viviham
Spring Branch, United States
Late night customers are the worst
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Top comments
jellybelliez 0
that's not cool
ilm350 7
mom to be+beer= FML user hah
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (227)
knocking 0
Well, hopefully you turned out okay anyway, OP. They just say not to drink while pregnant because it might cause problems, but it doesn't always. Obviously, it's better to be safe than sorry when it comes to your childs life. But I'm assuming you didn't suffer any major complications because of it, so consider yourself lucky. Those poor babies with fetal alcohol syndrome... If you do still suffer the consequences of her drinking, then sorry OP.
stormchaser24 24
sorry op, I see you are in SC. I think I might know you lol.
HahaYDI 0
Did she have a cigarette in the other?
MuchDance90s 0
FAS is caused by regular alcohol consumption, not one beer. Maybe the ONE time that she had a sip of beer, it was caught on camera. Maybe. :-p Or maybe you now have an excuse for all of those Cs and Ds in high school!
lizgoesrawr 0
you turned out fine tho right? :D
socerchic 0
I bet your a special baby, huh (;
cgall123 0
be glad it wasn't vodka
MizuWolf 3
"Well, meg, if your going to get rid of it dont stop drink and smoking halfway through or else you'll end up with chris" ...... Chris?
BennyBear 0
I love how some people are saying you deserve it. it's not like OP could help being born
mhinaj 0
that sucks