wastedbaby
United States
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
speed-dialing dr kevorkian
Two Rivers, United States
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
ur_life_dus_suck
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Wayne, United States
Slippery slope
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
kashish0711
India
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
It's just liquid fun
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
viviham
Spring Branch, United States
Late night customers are the worst
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
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jellybelliez 0
that's not cool
ilm350 7
mom to be+beer= FML user hah
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Comments (227)
FYLbeotches 5
look at the bright side! your fine and you got your FML posted!
trellz17 19
my mom drunk while she was pregnant with me too and I'm alright....wait where I am
_BeforeIForget 0
Your mom "drunk" when she was pregnat with you, and you turned out fine? Thats a relief.
trellz17 19
yes she drunk while PREGNANT. get it right
SteelCladAngel 0
she drAnk
YourDone6 8
well see back in my dad beer was really abortion medicine
geeksaresexy 18
My grandmother attempted to abort my mum by drinking a lot of gin and throwing herself down the stairs..
Dramanerd 0
Do you gave any physical deformities??
CallMeHush 1
That explains your SAT score.
RhynoBruZ 0
ur mom is pregnant with you? i think u need better wording
knocking 0
Try reading it again... It's not that hard to understand. And you really don't have any room to talk about the way someone writes. At least not until you learn to use capital letters and figure out that typing an extra letter or two for words like "you" isn't that difficult, and it makes you look much more intelligent. For me, anyway, it's hard to take someone seriously when they don't use basic punction, capitalization, and/or spelling.
Archie92 0
Did you just really take your time to criticize someone's spelling? My hero! :D
Archie92 0
Maybe you were being a little b i t c h and wouldn't stop kicking her, so she needed to knock you out with some booze!
nubx 0
Trailer trash
easyusername7 9
Like a boss...
madhukar 3
if i read the word 'explain' in one more comment, imma start roundhouse kicking people in the head. I really will do it. see my pic.