Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, my friend asked if she could come over to my place. Since it's my birthday tomorrow, I said sure. Turns out she just wanted to copy all my notes for our upcoming exam. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a fucking idiot. FML
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Sirrush 0
all i have to say is... idiot
thequickredofox 0
*lol* she should have asked if you wanted to study biology - then you would have understood. I'm voting FYL purely because that post made me go "awwww" and want to give the OP a hug for being all cute and innocent rather than a sleazy perv trying to crack onto his hot friend.
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dmart057 0
way to fail.
Topguy 0
******* idiot who actually invites people of the opposite sex to "study"
Rockyio 0
"Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend".... Didn't even have to read the rest. YDI You can't be friend's with someone you are attracted to retard
dedalus_fml 0
^ speaks from experience o_0
TD66 0
I've been pretty much best friends with a girl i was attracted to for about 7 years...(I was attracted to her for about 3 years) we even had a little thing for a month or so, then just stopped and I'm still great friends with her. I've also been friends with about 2 other girls that I've been attracted to. Maybe I'm just weird but it is quite possible...
Rockyio 0
TD66... trust me... its not possible. I am talking about a real friendship, not on again, off again **** buddies. Bottom line... if you are attracted to the person, you will always have that thought in the back of your mind of wanting to sleep with them. If they got butt naked in front of you one night and said "do me" if you tell them you don't want to ruin the friendship no matter how attractive and no matter how much you want to, then you are a true friend... and that is the only way you will ever know imo. and yes dedalus, I do speak from experience... lots of lots of crazy sexual experience. Thats why i said what i said... its my own opinion. Not bashing you guys for yours.
Rockyio 0
... just the OP for wording it like she did lol. you can't be good friends with someone you are attracted too. and if you are... that just means your stuck on the friends ladder... your faking it to get some. Look up "The Ladder Theory" & "Intellectual *****" on Google..... you will see :)
regalarius 0
I don't understand why everyone always says that sex would ruin a friendship...why *can't* you be real friends with someone, and have sex with them?
Mnemic 6
Hehe, could happen to me as well. I normally don't catch such signals or even more clear signals. :-/ FYL for sure.
maddie17_fml 0
who actually study?? wow im sry 2 say dis but its ur fault
wolfy_fml 5
You obviously don't if your spelling is any indication.
Exhumed 0
**** i lol'd
solbreak 0
Males are very very poor at picking up signals used by women. This fml could've happened to anyone to be honest, though she DID make it extra obvious for you, so YDI.
Lg11 3
Uh if the girl you liked asked if you wanted to go and do history with her, whether it was gonna be history or not wouldnt you go just to see her?
Sacharified 0
Omfg been there my friend. You feel so dumb for doing it when you realise.
Jim_Sheebie 0
YDI for being a frickin' moron.
Argerkrieger 0
Hmm, it may have been where u guys studied first and then had some fun. Thats the way it usually went with me. Nothing wrong with sex and getting an A.