Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, I was confronted by a friend, who I didn’t invite to an outing with the rest of our friends because we think she’s annoying. I'd posted a photo and I'd apparently forgot to exclude her from viewing it in the post settings. She’s also my ride to and from school. She told me, “I hope you can afford Uber/Lyft.” FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML
Today, I invited my only friend to my birthday party and she said no, not because she couldn’t go, but because she didn’t want to. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
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c_wyld 21
Tell her: "In this country, you drive, you party".
DocDrose 20
Dayum, what a burn! but seriously, that's awful, op! maybe you want to evaluate whether they deserve to be your friends
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Comments (104)
Unixxxion 22
Damn... straight out thats just sad... sorry to hear OP :(
c_wyld 21
Tell her: "In this country, you drive, you party".
DocDrose 20
Dayum, what a burn! but seriously, that's awful, op! maybe you want to evaluate whether they deserve to be your friends
Cads1 24
May be it was a rainbow party and OP is happily taken?
havahnegila 22
I agree to this. I think on some level that exhange student intended to hurt you even if it was subconsciously.
quickfingers100 15
Bad friends so I would have given them a lift but faked a car breakdown! Evil!
gunner46_fml 9
screw that! get yourself a bottle of vodka and have your own party! F the haters ;D
TheBelt 19
Or just call a few people make sure you have LOUD music on then when they ask why's there lod music just say "oh I'm just having a party and your not invited"
Curtis66 19
that'szzzxxx
laden_swallow09 35
Put down the bottle before posting.
bryce0110 23
Or the weed
Dreamsorrow93 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Time to deport em
wolf12king 12
so wrong on so many levels
BumpkinsBigBash 8
not really
milehigh52 22
Introduce that exchange student to the the bus and some manners!
Demon_of_Light 27
I personally wouldn't help the exchange student get to the party all.
nsb124 15
Shoulda said: "Oh really? What a shame! Well I guess you can have fun without me... Walking"
iwanttogotoparis 26
Multicultural