Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, my friend asked if she could come over to my place. Since it's my birthday tomorrow, I said sure. Turns out she just wanted to copy all my notes for our upcoming exam. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a fucking idiot. FML
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Sirrush 0
all i have to say is... idiot
thequickredofox 0
*lol* she should have asked if you wanted to study biology - then you would have understood. I'm voting FYL purely because that post made me go "awwww" and want to give the OP a hug for being all cute and innocent rather than a sleazy perv trying to crack onto his hot friend.
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Comments (199)
netbeui435 3
that's not all you need to study dumbass.
stridercab 12
Well, you've already been call stupid, idiot, moron, and dumbass...think i'll be different and call you a Twit. Or what my incredibly smart friend has said to me before "thick headed dolt".
UncombedCoconut 0
Don't know much about history, don't know much biology. Don't know much about a science book, don't know much about the french I took. But I do know that I failed you, and I know that if you had failed, too, what a wonderful world this could be.
jonny2x4 0
(facepalm) Damn dude, you just blew your bet chance of getting laid. Learn to think like a perv. Stop being such a nice guy. Now you're stuck with Rosie and her five sisters. Turn in your Man card now.
DameGreyWulf 1
I once actually gave my friend a handful of Man cards to make him man up. It failed. I had them all back by the end of the month.
xHaniffax 0
LOL you must be like the only guy who wouldn't spot an implication like that.
CrazedinSilence 0
This is why men have to be perverts.
buckedup_716 0
hahahahaah :) fyl!
Stpatch754 0
well ur clearly a ******* idiot arent you, not the sharpest tool in the shed.
youEQUALtosser 0
YDI for being a complete git.
rafaelaugusto94 0
Even though she sound like hoe... you're such an idiot... god i guess that if i tell you a joke you wouldn't understand it moron!