Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend bitched that we spend too much money on food, and needed to start cooking to save money. I got home from work and started dinner. Halfway through, my girlfriend sighed and said, "This is taking too long, I'll order pizza." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
Trying communicating and maybe having her tag along as a power couple
RichardPencil 32
You can go out with your friends after you cook the dinner, clean up and wash your dishes. Is that clear, drudge?
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Comments (8)
Brightside86 31
That just sounds like a normal relationship. They often require more communication then any other aspect of your life. Likely only going to escalate if you don't adapt quickly.
cuz803 46
Trying communicating and maybe having her tag along as a power couple
HouseOfM 8
It's assumed you tell them you are going out especially when you live together or generally have plans together. How'd you miss that?
RichardPencil 32
You can go out with your friends after you cook the dinner, clean up and wash your dishes. Is that clear, drudge?
GreasyRainbow 1
Dude, just run. Even if it was totally spontaneous and you didn't tell her, she still didn't have reacted like that because you weren't there to cook dinner. She's an adult, she can feed herself.
Evolving_Squid 15
You never go anywhere with HER, was the issue. I assume you know that now.
FluffythePink 23
She may well have been miffed that you aren't going out much *as a couple* but throwing a screaming shit fit that you weren't there to serve her like a skivvy? Massive deal breaker. Notice the giant, flashing red flag and reassess your situation.