Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, my friend asked if she could come over to my place. Since it's my birthday tomorrow, I said sure. Turns out she just wanted to copy all my notes for our upcoming exam. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a fucking idiot. FML
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Sirrush 0
all i have to say is... idiot
thequickredofox 0
*lol* she should have asked if you wanted to study biology - then you would have understood. I'm voting FYL purely because that post made me go "awwww" and want to give the OP a hug for being all cute and innocent rather than a sleazy perv trying to crack onto his hot friend.
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Comments (199)
DoctorDoomed_fml 0
Dude, you haven't blown it at all. You can probably turn this to your advantage. She either thinks you're slow, or that you don't find her that attractive. Somehow convince her it was the latter, and you're good. In all likelyhood, that will make you more attractive to her. Women that think you think they are attractive, will not like you as much, so in a way, you get bonus points for this. Don't worry about it.
Druu 53
former
urbanlover 3
idiot.
skierguy 0
Well, either she actually likes you in which case you probably haven't blown it, or she was just hurtin' for a squirtin' and wanted to get in your pants, in which case that ship has probably sailed. Nicely done there Romeo.
whoabiach 0
u missed ur chance on a possible **** buddy kid fyl
gorbagil 0
Seriously loser? Wat idiot would have done that...
hellosies 0
That sucks but honwstly how could you be that stupid?
5upernova 3
Even if she didn't mean it in that way (as in she really wants to study history together with you), YDI because you could have spent more time with her!
callargh 0
YDI. Not because the commenters here are a bunch of Puritans, but because you realized ONE HOUR LATER. ONE. HOUR. And did nothing about it.
thesheriff88 0
I agree with 135. I dont care how far it was, you should have sprinted there as soon as you figured it out.
2kan 0
Amazing awesome idiot!!! Haha...