Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 13-year-old daughter called me a "stupid f**ing b****" on Snapchat because her dad wouldn't go on the trampoline with her. I had nothing to do with any of it. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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VeeDoll13 8
Did you say "bitch please"?.
xlord 27
Wow the audacity of some people these days You should tell her to grow up but looks like she already trying too in the wrong way.
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xlord 27
Wow the audacity of some people these days You should tell her to grow up but looks like she already trying too in the wrong way.
ebdeadaccount 11
Or OP could say "Ya I'm stealing your boyfriend!" then lift him sideways and run as fast as OP can. A menacing laugh and mustache twirling could add some nice effect.
llama612 27
I actually pictured that and you sir are a genius LOL
supbabes 0
No point telling a 14 yr old to grow up. Drag that disrespectful ass to her parents. Maybe theyll knock some sense into that child.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
I would've slapped her ass back. Yeah, she's 14 but if she has the balls to slap a grown woman, she can take a fist in the mouth.
epicskier 3
Do you, by any chance, look young for your age?
TrueTriage 16
Hey she needs her hold-hand-buddy!
tne201992 12
What does that have to do with anything?
evilplatypus 39
Not entirely sure, but I think 2 is implying that, due to their age, they think hand holding is the highlight of dating. If that's the case, 2 is sadly deluded as to what 14 year olds do.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
31- They're getting younger and younger :( thankfully its not all 14 year olds though. I'm 17 and been with my boyfriend since we were 13, and we are still virgins by choice. Neither of us are ready for that. :)
andiewithlove 21
I applaud you Hailey Potter. It's people like you that give me hope for society. More teens should be like you two.
onlychildFTW 34
It's everyone choice. Just because teens choose to have sex it doesn't mean you should lose hope in society.
evilplatypus 39
62 - I think she's applauding her for having the wisdom to examine her own emotional readiness, not the fact that she's simply "holding out." Too many teens give up their virginity without a second thought because society seems to expect it of them.
swag2314 0
It sounds like your killing your boyfriend inside.
TheWindowLicker 13
I don't think they go and lose their virginity because society expects them too. Honestly, to me, that makes very little sense. However lets not start a debate over this old subject.
TheWindowLicker 13
Whoops. Didn't mean to hit the second O. My bad.
xDropsOfJupiterx 8
I think she's too busy slapping OP to be holding hands with her boyfriend.
evilplatypus 39
70 - Peer pressure. "Virgin" is often used as a derogatory insult.
beccaishereyay 11
What's up with all this slapping tonight???
onlychildFTW 34
Girls seem to like to slap.
idancewithllamas 12
Op, you broke her jaw after that, right??
VeeDoll13 8
Did you say "bitch please"?.
8KAGE8 8
Exactly what I thought!
chtychtybngbng 11
Did you put her in time out and call her mommy to tell her to schedule a psychiatric evaluation? Sounds like that little girl needs one. Also sounds like your nephew needs to stay far far away from such a controlling psycho.
BeforeItWasCool 12
Is she an idiot? I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say she didn't know you were his Aunt. Hopefully, after explaining it she'll be big enough to apologise. If not, it's the naughty step for her!
tlax_beast 6
Get your priorities straight.
1215116a 14
Yeah, THAT is the perfect excuse for a self-aware fourteen year old girl. She isn't a three year old hitting mommy. The only reason to hit anyone is self defense, like being pushed or threatened. Going to a stranger she doesn't even know is 'stealing her boyfriend' and slapping them is plainly stupid.
gracehi 33
I don't even know your nephew, and I still know he can do better than that psycho.
ya_momma 4
You broke her jaw afterwards, right?
AussieChild 22
What a silly little girl! People that immature shouldn't even be "dating".
a_commenter 3
You should see the 12-year-olds at the school my cousin works in. They will rip each other's blonde extensions out over boys who are too busy playing soccer to care.
1215116a 14
I wish it were like that. Some people at my highschool (age fourteen) have sex. Also, they are as stupid as this girl, or possibly worse. Shouldn't people just start getting kisses and first dates at this age? Not anal sex like this one girl I knew in middle school...
IchimaruGin 5
On the bright side, you look younger than you really are!