Today, I had to crown the homecoming queen, a responsibility of mine as class president. It just happened to be that the queen is my ex-girlfriend that I still love, escorted by her new boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
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Top comments
Ninjaface 0
When they got up there, you should have crowned the new boyfriend.
BeeSkwaird 0
I'm well out of college and think everyone tearing the OP down over "high-school drama" is pretty thoughtless. It matters. That's a hard situation, OP, and we really don't know all the backstory. But if you have the backbone, you could have confidently put the crown on her head while saying, "You look beautiful."
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Comments (74)
zangledog 0
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FIRST YES HEHEH and im sry for saying first xD and umm srsly thats not that bad crowning ur ex queen?? oh no
GreenHacker 0
Dude, get over it. Unless you broke up the same morning, you have no reason to whine like a bitch. She's probably a **** anyway
moonlight_daze 8
What is it that Zangledog needs to get over? Who's probably a ****? What are you talking about, #27? :-/
greenltrn2003 0
^nice use of hate for ppl replying to the 1st comment
Ohnothingreally 0
Replying to the first comment is more annoying than saying "first" to me....
Sun_Kissed18 25
No, since he actually replied for a reason and not just to get his comment seen. If you actually have something intelligent to add or argue with the person who happens to be first then commenting on it is fine; though, people on here rarely have anything intelligent to say.
FarSide 23
Well BFD you ballerina crotch. If you think this ranks as an FML for you, you will hang yourself before age 30. Grow up. Life is not MTV, Nick at Night, Comedy Channel, or the Cartoon Network.
JKr3slEMO 5
could've just hit the guy in the head with the crown..
FYLbutYDI 0
Ya don't say first.. But haha FYL
moonlight_daze 8
YDI for going to Homecoming. Try thinking for yourself for a change, damn!
Bloodknight 22
Boo hoo, high school drama, get over it!
unFmyLife 0
It's not just "high school drama" ... no matter what stage of your life you are in. Having to be happy while watching someone you care for be with someone else sucks. Big time.
Ninjaface 0
When they got up there, you should have crowned the new boyfriend.
DameGreyWulf 1
LOL that would have been great. Seriously man, it's hard but you need to forget her. If you still have feelings for her, I'm guessing it's not been too long since the break up, and so she certainly didn't love you too much if she already has a new man on her arm.
crzyry 6
I can understand why that sucked for you but believe me in a couple years you won't give a damn about some high school girlfriend or homecoming.
moonlight_daze 8
After 2012, none of us will give a damn about anything anymore.. At least that's what believers in the great Nostradamus have been telling me.
DameGreyWulf 1
I'm already not giving a damn about a good handful of things.
lolzRaptor 1
Yeah too bad the world ended in the year 2000.
Intellectualist 0
Shit, did it? I missed that.
ladiesman14 0
trust me dude you wont like her after she gains the freshman 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, 80 oh and it only gets worse after this.
cani_fml 0
youre class president & got to date the homecoming queen? so not only are we supposed to care about your unintresting highschool drama, we're supposed to pity you?!?!? I wish you could smack soneone via the internet..
Intellectualist 0
High school dramas are the best dramas, everyone knows full well in a few years, they won't care, but at the moment it's the end of the world.
nerdking21 10
Besides, their funny as hell to sit back and watch.
cani_fml 0
Maybe on the WB..
mirandaelcraig 13
So you think just cause Someone is popular they deserve to be hurt?.that's kind of f*cked up. I wasn't "popular" either by any means of the word but I was never petty enough to be mad at someone just cause they were...
busdrivertohell 0
People who are popular enough to be class president don't really deserve pity when it comes to stuff like this.
NathanKett 0
shove it up her ass lol