Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
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Top comments
MadeOfAwesome 1
Is it just me, or does a razor comb seem like a really bad idea?
stormoftara 0
Wow, that really sucks. Maybe a barber can fix your hair for you?
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Comments (37)
stormoftara 0
Wow, that really sucks. Maybe a barber can fix your hair for you?
krazybabie 0
#1 yayyyy Sorry for you
MimiKnox 0
Just tell your friends its the new trending hair style
godsrightnutsack 0
I say do the other side. go for the Cassie style mohawk.
Kuroftw 0
Agreed. Also, who thought that would be a good idea to make? Seriously.
suaveneanderthal 0
oh boy lol looks like someone's gonna be rockin the shaved head for awhile.
Intoxicunt 6
Razor combs don't shave your head, dude. Google. Yay, I agree with allmidnighteyes. You now have scene hair! Woot.
InstantRanbowMix 0
Honestly Ive never heard of a razor comb before, it sounds like a Safety hazard though
Carondimonio 2
Sorry, but you deserved it. What about checking before using it?
RobboXD 5
I'm sorry but when have you ever checked if the comb you were using was also a razor??
allmidnighteyes 11
You have scene hair now!!
thequickredofox 0
Paying attention - not just for the cool kids!
telepathetic 0
you would feel a razor comb on your hair you wouldnt just notice it on your shoulders
ichwillkeinengel 0
Yeah. You can feel a slight pulling and then it suddenly jerks forward a little, it doesn't feel like just brushing your hair...
redbluegreen 41
^^^ Did anyone else get turned on by this? No?
allmidnighteyes 11
Razor combs help to thin out your hair a little and give it a "choppy" appearance (and also give shit tons of split ends). Obviously, OP used it like a normal comb and not like a razor comb. It'll take out a lot more hair than normal if you do it like that.
Luckster 0
Whoa shit! I didn't even know Razor Combs existed!
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh, but they DO exist! http://i30.tinypic.com/rub144.jpg
Luckster 0
XD Thank you! You made my night!
registered 0
LMAO that is bad ass...
registered 0
bro why the hell do you know what a razor comb is and better yet what it does??
allmidnighteyes 11
because i'm xTUFFx you learn some things after you've gone out with 2 girls who do hair I bet you're gonna call me gay now?