Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
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Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy while I was walking my dog. He said some crude stuff about my chest. I called my husband to pick me up, and after he'd got me my husband blamed me for it, saying I should dress more conservatively. I was wearing a tank top with a zip up hoodie (unzipped) over it, jeans, and flip flops. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
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katamine 17
... well you did kind of deserve it xD but still, hardened stomach muscles are quite hard to resist.. mm....
Chantallika 0
I'm sure you'd feel the exact same way if your boyfriend did this with a woman. Men doing this is something every woman bitches about ENDLESSLY. Women seem to think there's a double standard where when a man does something it's "wrong" and when a woman does something it's "ok". Then women wonder why men don't respect or trust them. It's because they can't because of double-standards like that. Worse yet, you're from my neck of the woods.
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Comments (143)
plexico 4
When you walk into other guy's poles, boyfriends tend to dump you .
Us3rNam3 0
I, being a male, would have been jealous also but not enough to dump you over it. My motto is, "It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home" It's hard not to notice a nice body when it's exposed, whether you're a male or female. Good luck with your reconciliation, if it's worth it
hammertime217 0
I LOVE that motto #16....
deja54 0
Ha. That is an excellent way of saying that. Props.
sexymessy 0
I like your flow Us3rnam3 =). Props good motto!
Abby97 0
Your (ex)boyfriend is a jealous dick. Be happy.
feelingblue 0
you did deserve it i mean girls always complain on guys and how they check on other girls when they are with you...:| well look in the mirror he was right to leave you...
judgeymcjudge 0
What the hell?? So because there are other girls out there who bitch about their boyfriends looking at other chicks, THIS girl therefore deserved being dumped for looking at another guy in some warped kind of retribution? Logic FAIL. OP, he's a ********, and he's probably perved on every piece of ass that strayed across his path of vision. Jealous ******* are not worth your time. Chase after Muscles instead, yeah? Oh, and watch out for poles. They won't get out of your way.
p00p0ster0us 0
Well, I can understand why a woman would be irked in a reverse situation but it's not grounds for a break-up. And guys need to keep their shirts on. The only guys I see without shirts are young show-offs, construction workers on rooftops, and aged 50+ men riding bicycles. If a woman can wear a shirt, so can a man. Perhaps you spent a little too long looking at the guy if you walked yourself into a pole. That, along with past behavior, might have contributed to the break-up, or it might just have been the straw that broke the camel's toe.
lightningthunder 0
Isn't it the straw that broke the camel's back??
sublime93 0
Ahahah lmfao #22 fails
UncleverName_FYL 0
#22 With your logic if a woman can wear a bra, so can a man right? You and every other person who tries to apply such double standards are retarded.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
wow 36, you FAIL miserably. I'm pretty sure that what 22 said is the EXACT ******* OPPOSITE OF A DOUBLE STANDARD!!!(caps help prove points) *facepalm* are you really that stupid? REALLY?!?!?!?! go die in a horriffic, painful way, and stop spewing your stupidity. it's infectious, you know. I think we have a futura candidate for a Darwin Award in our midst.
fiicere 5
No double standards for me. I exercise shirtless because it's comfortable. And if any of the ladies would like to as well, I aint complaining :) but seriously, if you're checking out somebody else WHILE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND, atleast don't be distracted enough to do something stupid. Your boyfriend's a little insecure, but what you did was downright rude at best
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
omg soooo many words!!
bds0688 0
Finding someone physically or sexually attractive isn't cheating or betraying. We are mammals just like the rest, and are designed to look for things like that. It doesn't mean you would have sex with them, or leave your significant other for them; just that you find them attractive. She deserves the pole hitting her, and actually deserves a boyfriend who isn't a little **** about his insecurities. OP's boyfriend is an insecure, over jealous douchebag. OP needs to learn how to use her peripheral vision.
warmfuzzy 0
HAHAHA "OP needs to learn how to use her peripheral vision." True say, true say.
kukopia 0
I LOLERED!!!! So funny to hear one with the genders reversed! Good riddance of anyone that would let you walk into a pole! You don't have a grasp on the traditional gender roles, so I'll give you a tip. You were suppose to fall down crying so Mr shirtless would come to your rescue.
youthink_fml 0
Looking is fine but looking so intently that you don't see the pole in front of your face is just rude to the guy and your boyfriend. I'm sure this isn't the first time your boyfriend saw you drool over another guy and I imagine it just gets old.
bubblybrooke 12
did you get his number??? can I have it?????
nicholleexo0 0
hahahhaahha