Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy while I was walking my dog. He said some crude stuff about my chest. I called my husband to pick me up, and after he'd got me my husband blamed me for it, saying I should dress more conservatively. I was wearing a tank top with a zip up hoodie (unzipped) over it, jeans, and flip flops. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
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katamine 17
... well you did kind of deserve it xD but still, hardened stomach muscles are quite hard to resist.. mm....
Chantallika 0
I'm sure you'd feel the exact same way if your boyfriend did this with a woman. Men doing this is something every woman bitches about ENDLESSLY. Women seem to think there's a double standard where when a man does something it's "wrong" and when a woman does something it's "ok". Then women wonder why men don't respect or trust them. It's because they can't because of double-standards like that. Worse yet, you're from my neck of the woods.
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Comments (143)
buttseckz 0
Oh I laugh at you females trying to defend her. Usually you are the hypocritical bitches who go ballistic if you catch your boyfriend staring at an attractive girl. While your boyfriend may have overreacted by breaking up with you, you still earned it.
Puolukka 4
That's not true...sometimes when I see my husband looking at another woman I'll even agree with him that she's hot. He knows that I notice he's looking and I don't mind it...he doesn't mind it either if I look at other men.
Dmb15freeweezy 0
you are definitely right she earned it lol I know it's harsh but that's just stupid what she did.
RealityChecker 0
Good policy. There's always other attractive males/females on the planet than the loved one and checking em out ain't too bad as long as both agree (you and the loved one) about the rules. Still, that would piss me off a bit if while walking with my gf she ran into a pole which checking out other guys.. Btw puolukka, ookko sää Suomesta? (Are ya Finnish?)
SpitFyre 0
YDI for walking into a pole. Inattentive idiot.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
YDI for walking into the pole, but def not for being dumped. I wouldn't even say FYL for being dumped, either. that dude is a douchebag, unless you nagged the hell out of him countless times for checking out other women. I hate when people get like that, but you are better off in the long run. better off not dealing with some insecure fucktard. It's so stupid to be so uptight about your significant other checking someone else out. it's not like your ******* them or anything. That's part of the reason that things are good between me and my girlfriend, because neither of us really care about the other finding someone else attractive. It's a very basic instinctual response. the sooner people understand that concept, the more stable relationships will be. don't let it get you down, OP, but try to excersize your periph. don't want to get too banged up by those stationary objects.
jook_fml 0
Your boyfriend is an ass. He couldn't deny that he looks at pretty girls.
Calaura9 0
What was his etnnicity? For some reason the darker a man is, the more defined his muscles are in the sunlight... My boyfriend is white but I wouldn't mind some Puerto Rican, Dominican or Black washboard stomach. They just have a special sparkle in the day light, like they have half a jar of vaseline on their torso. Yum.
cyurihsung 0
I'm not sure about other women but I think muscley men are really gross. It looks so...strange. Scrawny men are so much cuter.
crzylion 0
am i to believe none of the guys here would get distracted by a hot girl walking by shirtless? fmlife being hypocrit as always...
kisseshugsdrugs 5
did you promptly walk into HIS pole? nah jk, while i get where your boyfriend is coming from, theres no reason to break up over it. if you checking out other guys in front of your boyfriend so much that you walk into things is something that happens quite often though, maybe he was right to dump you. either way we dont know the whole story. it sucks, but if he was that jealous about you staring then it was probably for the best anyway.
Nate_d099 0
well, to be honest the only thing to say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
crazyjack 0
wow what an ass