Today, my boyfriend threw me a going-away party. During the party, I caught him in my bedroom hooking up with my friend because "you're leaving soon anyway so it doesn't matter." I'll only be gone for 6 weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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katherinebby17 28
dump his ass
rockmyworld 0
yeah, seriously, he's an idiot! dump him if you haven't already and then... key his car egg his house tell everybody his (and her) deepest secrets 'accidentaly' push him in into the thames send hate mail or, just take the high road and forget about him. he's not worth it
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Comments (73)
katherinebby17 28
dump his ass
katiefershady 0
i think that was implied
genius_man16 1
she should dump the friend too. Seriously, what "friend" does that? Talk about slutty mcslutterson.
AvinG 0
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OMG SECONDZ, IM AWESOMER THAN YOU NOWZ, lol, j/k, DUMP HIM
BioProject 0
OMG, BURIED! Blessing in disguise, for now you know he's an asshole.
gu355_wh0 0
hahah fourth on here! simply go beyond dumping, BURN HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thongar 0
haha what a douche
rockmyworld 0
yeah, seriously, he's an idiot! dump him if you haven't already and then... key his car egg his house tell everybody his (and her) deepest secrets 'accidentaly' push him in into the thames send hate mail or, just take the high road and forget about him. he's not worth it
invision1994 0
I vote take the high road here, taking revenge on people is idiotic and immature. Be the better person.
HealthKitt 15
Pushing him into the Thames from Ontario would be impressive.
RESTAREA 0
I guess we now know why he was excited enough to throw you a going-away party for a 6 week trip.
NaziZombie 0
8, its like infity but sideways
BabaBlackShirt 0
SUCKS FOR YOU
lmfaowww 0
At least you will be away while he's having a festival in his pants. Parties rock.