Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Comments (320)
xjordanxjadedx 0
i hope you're not a scene kid. their hair looks like it has never seen a brush, and is loaded with hairspray. ew. and i LIKE that stuff. my hair is blue right now! well, chlorine just turned it a greenish blue, but still, fyl.
TryToBeKind 0
You deserved it. I have nothing against people who choose to dye their hair blue, but if you're going to be offended/hurt/upset that someone says something like that, you don't have the personality to pull it off.
QiScorpion 0
that sucks. Hair colour shouldn't automatically lead to an assumption that people do drugs - it's just stupid stereotyping. FHL for following misinformed stereotypes.
UnWantedTypo 0
Lol! I have blue hair also, I hear people say that kind of stuff all the time and I've never done drugs in my life. I feel your pain.
Leaveittosteven 0
Bulma?
SayPeanuts 29
I loved Bulma!
evilmatty93 0
MAJOR BURNNN
Postlude 1
People saying "YDI for having blue hair" are retarded. People who express themselves different get what they deserve! -____-
TomFantastic 0
I thought kids who dye their hair ridiculous colours are supposed to not care what others think... you know, those coolcool punk rebels who need to be so "individual" but cry when someone notices them. YDI if you can't handle your own choices
jenjo 0
I keep my hair bright red/orange/copper/pink (and sometimes purple or blue or black streaks thrown in). I have three kids of my own. My youngest wants purple in hers next time I have mine done. People suck, but aren't surprising. I've been hearing the same stereotypes for almost 20 years now.
eastmanwolf 0
I've had pretty much ever color of the rainbow in my hair and I had a mohawk for a while. It sucks when people are ignorant and rude about it, but the cutest thing in the world is when little kids like your hair and point it out or ask you about it, and that makes it up for all the stupid rude people.