Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Comments (320)
Evilbeagle 0
I don't think it was deserved, even though I've never been one to appreciate or want weird colored hair. The dad is just raising a judgmental idiot like himself.
tempaccount 0
It's because you're Japanese... I understand. But seriously, why would somebody automatically think it was drugs? There's lots of reasons you might have blue hair: 1. Going to a costume party 2. Think it looks cool 3. Trying to impress someone
awesomeamandas 37
you forgot another reason 4. because they like the color and/or because they like having unnatural hair colors.
Tehalon 0
Blue hair is awesome (Neon green hair is better though)! And so are partydrugs ofc.
l30n 0
lol I used to have purple hair, I know how that feels.
melikeulongtime 4
hahahahahaha:) cokeheads are superb!
boatiebanter 0
Regardless of how much hair colour shouldn't matter, you know that if you dye your hair a ridiculous bright colour you will attract this kind of negative attention. Also, it makes you less likely to get many jobs, as you look less professional. Therefore, YDI.
Ninjasaurus18 9
How does it make you look less professional? I'd rather have a lawyer, teacher or police officer with a personality than someone who's boring.
redbluegreen 41
#36 - What if the OP is a young teenager? I'd think it be better to get the urge to have strangely coloured hair now, then when they're older and trying to get a job and be professional. Wouldn't you? There's negative attention, sure, and then there's people being just plain rude. Stares happen, and it does go with being overall noticed and standing out, but the father could have said something more appropriate too, even if you were/are on drugs. You don't accuse someone of being on drugs just because of their hair. This reminds me of this FML: http://www.fmylife.com/work/827000
thelorax 0
you don't deserve it, but it's not FML either... if you can't handle people saying shit about blue hair, don't dye your hair blue. you could have guessed shit like that would happen... it's just a fact of blue-haired life
xoxo_carween 0
okay3x. there is NOTHING wrong with a hair-color that isn't natural. i, myself, actually find it pretty amusing(: & it's a good way to express your personality.
Fnoo 0
I was out the other day with someone wtih blue hair. Maybe it was the person that made this post...