Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Comments (320)
Chubtubdaplaya 0
#79 I can say YDI for having blue hair because nobody is born with blue hair. The OP made the retarded decision to dye her hair blue. Unless you work as a clown in a circus, there's no reason to have blue hair
BulldogQB4 0
That's what you deserve for having blue hair. What do you expect normal people to do? "Oh that is an interesting hair color, please tell me a story about it" No, get off the ******* drugs and dye it to brown or somethin.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
"YDI for having blue hair?" You people are ******* idiots. The dad was waaaay out of line. I'm dying my hair pink today (IM NOT ON DRUGS) and it's a personal decision. FYL cause blue hair is awesome ;D
Rldiamond90 0
LOL that sucks. I think blue hair looks awesome.
jollyjam1 2
Blue hair...you are a dunce!
kandi_shop_xoxo 0
Oh shut up everyone! Who cares if this dad was stereotyping????? Everyone does it! so get over yourselves...
elenafaye 0
Hahahah that sucks. Although that stuff happened to me when I had blue hair, it's kinda something you need to expect. I loved my blue hair and I still respect people with colored hair and completely disagree that drugs would play a role in any of it, but you also can't expect all people to agree with everything you do. Oh well, not like my friend didn't use it against me in an argument when he had bright red hair.
CASoulNYCmind 0
It seems sorta split on whether blue hair is the shiznit or the result of a bad decision. I'm totally with the blue hair is awesome. So to hell with that guy. Keep on rocking the hair and I'll totally still be yer friend. /high-five Also, he might want to keep her daughter in some sort of innocent dream of a world. Some parents are like that. Deep down he might just be...you know... loving the hair too.
kandi_shop_xoxo 0
p.s. @58 "I have brown hair and I do drugs sometimes" --you made me laugh! your comment is the best one on here haha
Humanoid_fml 0
Why are you complaining? I would think if you decided to change your appearance in such a way that makes you stand out as much as an unusual hair color does, you wouldn't care if people judge you for it. YDI for dyeing your hair blue and then being self conscious about it.