Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a public toilet at work without anyone noticing how long I'd been in there. The automatic hand dryer turned on as I walked past, making me jump so hard, I walked straight into the door. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
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Avenging_Angel 0
There are too many holes in this FML: 1. you left the door wide open in a public restroom?! 2. The lady did not feel the warmness and squishiness of your body when she sat down?? 3. You didn't say "******* get off me, bitch?!?" You are just retarded.
r0ji 0
Wow that's pretty extreme.
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Comments (108)
_MLSBIDGAF 0
Liar;Liar; Pants on fire. .. Or shall I say "Liar;Liar; Pants got shitted on" ? I dont believe this for ONE second. ...Not even a milla second.
Anu_Ra 0
millisecond? I think :)
Konakona_fml 0
You should've screamed "RAAAAAAPE!!"
dentalcare 0
stop! Don't touch me there! R A P E! This is my no no square,
happykid 0
you lie. she'd see you while opening the door. next time, lock it, and you wouldn't have that problem.
Omglikewow 0
How would somebody wall backwards into the stall find the door open and not notice somebody as they sit on them?? This sounds ttlly made up
your_mother 0
i don't think that there is a bigger bullshit story on the site. FAIL
egaonogenki 0
Maybe she was BLIND?!
StopBeingADouche 0
Who moderated this? Because this should not have gotten through.
f_u_u_f_f 0
i betcha this one, fake or not, is going to get illustrated--it makes such a funny mental picture! i personally would have screamed as soon as anybody got into my stall. (Fact: some door locks don't quite work too good in some bathrooms.)
ghostgirll 0
it's sad that people are willing to make up anything to try and be funny. the only thing funny about this is that this is your idea of comedy.
NewLight8421 0
who cares if its fake?!?! find the humor in the fml's!!!