Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a public toilet at work without anyone noticing how long I'd been in there. The automatic hand dryer turned on as I walked past, making me jump so hard, I walked straight into the door. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
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Avenging_Angel 0
There are too many holes in this FML: 1. you left the door wide open in a public restroom?! 2. The lady did not feel the warmness and squishiness of your body when she sat down?? 3. You didn't say "******* get off me, bitch?!?" You are just retarded.
r0ji 0
Wow that's pretty extreme.
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Comments (108)
skiBOAT 0
Was she morbidly obese or something? Ew, did she pee on you? I'd like to know how she reacted.
regalitofatal 0
hahahaha i lol'ed at this
scott_m319 0
You all are idiots! Has it not occurred to all but a few people that locks break??? No, it is not the duty of the occupant to hold the door closed; it's the responsibility of the incoming person to knock! It's not that hard, and there's no excuse for walking in on somebody if you haven't bothered to knock. It's extremely unlikely that this happened in the first place, but #61 makes a really good point for it. So if this really happened, FYL for sure.
ajthemistress 6
Public rest rooms suck. I have had many little kids both man and female look through the hole in the stall. I have had multi people enter my stall as I was using it. Once there was an older women enter (I was in the handicap stall as all others where full) and she walked in half way to me said "oh" then walked out leaving the door open. Being in an handicap stall I could not reach the door to close it.
ninjasmurf 0
you didnt say anything? that lady stupid fyl
allylolll 0
LMFAO
eriinbaby 0
ewwwwwwww hahhahhhah slap that bitch
ClaireBear16757 0
that sound sorta fake...
g0o0_dj 0
how would she not see if when she opens up the door?.............fake sorry
frontofprojects 0
maybe she was so fat she can't feel what surface her ass touches. in that case I would also hyperventilate