Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a public toilet at work without anyone noticing how long I'd been in there. The automatic hand dryer turned on as I walked past, making me jump so hard, I walked straight into the door. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
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Avenging_Angel 0
There are too many holes in this FML: 1. you left the door wide open in a public restroom?! 2. The lady did not feel the warmness and squishiness of your body when she sat down?? 3. You didn't say "******* get off me, bitch?!?" You are just retarded.
r0ji 0
Wow that's pretty extreme.
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Comments (108)
laughs_a_lot 0
haha, i dunno if i wanna believe this since..eh.. well uve got ur reasons. who the hell walks into a stall backwards? ..why didnt she feel you?! thats effin hilarious. you shouldve talked. you cant be that shocked to not say "AHHH!! wtf lady?!" seriously. hahah i still said fyl, but damn..
qwertyuiopz 0
this is retarded
Irefusetosay 0
Um and you didn't say get the hell off me because?
qwerty123456789 0
If this is real, and she was that urgent, she probably had explosive diarrhea. That's nauseating.
Potzx 0
Grosssss
kelseysara94 0
yeah. this is definently fake. either that or your retarded and didnt close the stall door.
Arancaytar 0
Could have been worse - could have been a mixed-sex bathroom.
Christmas_fml 0
Maybe you shoulda went "Ahem, this is occupied"
REDCRAYON 0
what the **** man!? u houlda started humping.. lol
joshua70448 0
I take it you missed the part where the submitter's a woman, hmm?
somethingawesome 9
this is so funny. And uh, you must have firm thighs or something because i dont know how she would not know you're there. You also should have pushed her off. If you ever see her again (i know this is probably fake), you should sit on her and see how she likes it, unless she does, which would be CREEPY.