Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML
Today, our boiler broke. Yesterday, it was our fridge. The day before that, the deck collapsed, and a few weeks ago the dishwasher flooded the kitchen. This is after we spent a ton of money to have the house gutted due to a mold problem. We only bought the house a year ago, and have lived in it even less. We need to move. FML
Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML
Today, I found out my landlord has bought himself a new boat. He refuses to turn up the heating to save money. I'm freezing. FML
Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML
Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML
Today, we're both sick, the heating hasn’t been working for 3 days, yet the repair company refuses to fix it because some technicality is not up to current regulations. Right on time, we’re also about to be hit by a cold spell, promising sub-zero temperatures. FML
Today, my parents went on holiday, finally, and since I’m always freezing I took the opportunity to actually turn up the temperature on the boiler. Not 30 seconds later my dad called pissed and told me either I turn it back down or he’s coming home from Spain to kick my ass. FML
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Easy_Target 0
See, this is where you start leaving flaming bags of sh*t in front of your landlady's door.
littlec_fml 0
wood stove, dude
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Easy_Target 0
See, this is where you start leaving flaming bags of sh*t in front of your landlady's door.
jimmyismike 0
penis
danyfuckinheatle 0
poo poo poo
ThirteenThirteen 27
#15 Thank you for your contribution.
littlec_fml 0
wood stove, dude
lol_seriously 0
15 people put "you deserved that one" I mean seriously what the hell?!
au_2012 0
thats nuthin..live in nebraska in the dead of winter and then you can complain..or hell come here now! we've got 6" of snow! lol
Gibby_fml 0
6 inches of snow is alot?!? I live in the 'great white north' aka Canada. we have 3 feet of snow in one day. suck it up. and, op, suck it up. one degree is warm.
bandgeek1575 5
we got 15' last year. beat that.
TheBigWaffle 6
I got 11 feet last year, so I win
LuxAeterna_fml 0
I have 2 feet.
silentbutfunny 0
Thus year we got 2.... "
ayvada 0
Man, you totally can't complain. It's May, and we just had snow. 1 degree in mid-december would be a complete blessing!
typicalyetnot15 0
you people know nothing of what winter is! I live in northern Alberta, and November-March it is -40 some winters. And no just because I live in Northern Canada does not mean I live in a danm igloo. I have never seen one before . But really stop complianing get a space heater or something safer and stop whining! LOL
kristinaferens 0
LOL yea I live in Winnipeg! people complain.. -1 degree in December :( that's swimming weather for most canadians! LOL
Maubinlol 0
True that bro! It was snowing in March!
batj03l 0
You don't know what winter is right? Where I live,wich is in New Brunswick,Canada we have winters with -40, -1 is REALLY fun to have during winter around here..
Giant85 0
yeah well....I live in Colorado and it snows and it's cold at times so...HA! think you know winters
HamsteronA 0
stop showing off how cold your winter is it's spamming it up and we all know 1 degree isn't cold. STFU
sicpupyz122 0
all u shut up. u guys thinks it's so cool to have -40 degree weather and that-1 is nothing. well u guys won't be so smug wen ops having 80 degrees summer like me and ur summers r 20 degrees. get a life
kristinaferens 0
do you think we ENJOY -40 weather? no
sunshineegirl 2
wow 11.. in ND we have 70-100 degree summers and 30 to -60 degree winters. most of the time it's below zero in winter and at least 80 in summer. so stfu.
alekss_fml 0
wow live my life and youll be happy 1de even exists