Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, my friends like to call me "Peyton Manning" because of my huge forehead. I thought it was funny until I realized my forehead is "huge" because I seem to be going bald. I'm 21. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML
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Top comments
Stroomer 0
Both NPH and Federer are awesome and far from ugly. Suck it up, crybaby!
alexFYL 11
WARNING: OP is fishing for compliments.
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Comments (80)
Faith_the_slayer 0
I LOVE NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, he is so cute!
allmidnighteyes 11
So let me get this straight... You got compared to NPH and you're complaining?
sardonic 0
LMAO, exactly what I was thinking. He's amazingly hot.
PointAndLaugh 0
Sooo, you're a gay tennis player?
skateandsmoke420 0
I would be honored to be compared to nph.... other than the fact he's gay.
jess183xp 1
damn it's a shame you don't just look like Neil Patrick Harris :( you'd be hott!!
dragonmystik3030 0
squished face? bloody queenslanders have to stop chasing parked cars ;)
jjesseroggaa 3
So, you're a popular actor and the greatest tennis player of all time. Wahh.
Anteezy 7
So you're an awesome tennis player big whoop.
helreidh 0
Sooo.....basically you look like Quentin Tarantino? Maybe a little more squished, but that's what I got out of it.
nphsweetie06 0
Yeah, Neil Patrick harris is beyond sexy so your scewed for not taking this as a compliment