Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, my friends like to call me "Peyton Manning" because of my huge forehead. I thought it was funny until I realized my forehead is "huge" because I seem to be going bald. I'm 21. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML
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Top comments
Stroomer 0
Both NPH and Federer are awesome and far from ugly. Suck it up, crybaby!
alexFYL 11
WARNING: OP is fishing for compliments.
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Comments (80)
extremenoodles 0
This is so awesome. NPH who is made of epic (I'd say legendary but I'm just no Mr. Stinson) and Federer is no slouch in the awesome department. If they'd said you looked like Nadal I'd be out stalking you right now... I love tennis players :D
organngrinder 0
NPH FTW!
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
Neil Patrick Harris is sexy. I would kill for someone say I look remotely like him- and I'm a girl! Buy yourself a suit and embrace your NPHness.
JonnyNoThumbs 0
Roger Federer is hot. Be happy.
resinnet 0
fyl for being ugly. nph and rf aren't anywhere near ugly.
ImaginaryFoe 1
You wish, OP. Borrow a dose of their personalities and get over what people think of you. Stop the compliment fishing!
hpaiste 2
federer!!! you should be the happiest person alive!
iGreen_Day 0
federer - hot. neil patrick harris -possibly hotter. stfu op.
Necrophobritt 0
I think its a pretty big deal... they have to live with it for the rest of their life. :(
noaige 6
um..FYI, Neil Patrick Harris is sexy so don't complain about looking like him...