Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
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Sweej 1
Well then, start melting...
Person1233 13
You deserve anything bad that happens to you in life for making such a ridiculous face. It's like a duck face gone wrong.
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Comments (98)
ThatsSOBforshort 2
A snowwoman, you mean?
x_ESCADORA_x 0
Whattahead
flockz 20
dont feel bad op, people have said that my face resembles that of jaba the hut. so take your rollie poliie self and start melting, but sadly i cant fix this shit.
Iamnotmyself 17
Do you play Minecraft? Could explain why you're so white.
LiveLaughFML 10
thumpity, thump thump thumpity, thump thump look at OP go! thumpity, thump thump thumpity, thump thump over the hills of snow :D
MrTittySprinkles 7
HaHa its funny cause she's FAT.
Pixxio_O 11
So you don't have legs and have stick thin arms... Fyl
blanquito 1
How would your hair change that?
andy_l 14
Snowmen are huggable, therefore people will see you as approachable.
Yngve_fml 9
iamnotmyself is so awesome!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Frostyyyyy.. the snowman!
Bobissmall 13
It's funny how many people bashing minecraft play Call of Duty or some other game which is generally considered terrible and played by no-lifers. Most minecraft players i know are casual gamers, go figure.
ienjoybrinshot 2
jAjAjAjAjA iTz YuHRR fAuLt 4 g3tTiN a bOiis hAiRCuT iN da 1st plAc3!!!!!!!!!!
ImmaB3AST 7
100- Wrong FML dumbass.
SoccerRebel594 0
I'm wondering why OP would have an overly bulbous head and perfectly rounded body which is perfectly divided into 3 distinct sections. As mean as this sounds, not even fat can be molded like that.
skyeyez9 25
Hahaha, reading that made me feel like I am 8yrs old again, and watching Frosty the Snowman cartoon on CBS christmas special.
nicko_oz 4
wow #102 do yourself a favour and never type on the internet again D: Yes i spelt favour correctly for all you grammar nazi's from USA
st0815 9
Well, hair dressers like short hair - it needs more frequent cutting so they earn more money. Most women look better with long hair though.
Driveshaft 5
Somehow, I don't think it was the hair...
xXshadowrollerXx 6
102 - Lord have mercy on your soul.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
if you think about it snowmen are like curvy, so wouldn't that mean that OP is just curvy, and being curvy is not a bad thing all the time.
Sweej 1
Lol
Sweej 1
Well then, start melting...
WCARlover 35
Hopefully not Frosty, cause he's shaped WEIRD!
pigrhino 0
Wow. Nicely done
annasworld 3
that's deoressing
Jdeluxh 12
I usually do not like fat jokes, but that was hilarious!
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
How come I can't get my FMLs posted??? 17 got rejected :| idk what I'm doing wrong tho
SoccerRebel594 0
Posting so many pointless FMLs and stupid comments like the one you just posted, that's why Dakota.
Eggers 2
no matter how many times I see it, your picture still makes me giggle uncontrollably
Saltime 0
96 - "Today, I couldn't get off to cartoons," does not count as an FML.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
114- can't decide if ur trolling bc I have to post a pointless comment to get help of what I'm doing wrong for my FMLs not going up 131- smd I don't watch cartoons and just bc u see I'm 15 does not mean I watch cartoons so **** off
SoccerRebel594 0
I definitely was not trolling, I promise you that. You don't ask stupid shit like that.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
It's out of curiosity and posting FMLs seem important to everyone else my comment is to get tips or whatever on how to get a FML posted which makes it not pointless so ur opinion differs from mine
PandaWithHat 0
lol hope it grows fast. Or winter comes first.
EmyB_fml 8
Or that her hairdresser does extensions !
socialdisease 1
Wigs, man. They'll come pretty useful if you need them.
SmokinTitties 0
That was a swing and a miss.
palahniukpaul 6
You deserve it for having a boys hair cut.
Person1233 13
You deserve anything bad that happens to you in life for making such a ridiculous face. It's like a duck face gone wrong.
palahniukpaul 6
lol, better?
ImmaB3AST 7
26- I literally looked at the dudes profile pic and started laughing at how HE can make fun of anyone. His only girlfriend was probably a snow woman that he created for his own personal needs. And to your pic... "IMMA FIRIN' MY LASER CANNON!" :D
daysgoby902 6
why do you people find the need to be so rude to someone to someone you don't even know? you'll learn once you grow up...
lakeybalboa 0
I agree pixie cuts are ugly
urdirtyolduncle 15
67--- It's FML. Everybody's either sarcastic, judgmental or a total bitch.
_Oblivion_ 12
or all of the above and rarely they are nice by which they get raped by thumb downs and stepped on until they stop commenting.
candyaddict54 3
exactly! you can't expect people to be nice around here.
Awsumuzzie 12
88, might I add, "or cats or dogs"?
ImmaB3AST 7
Or turtles...
RayanneY 0
WTF, boys hair cut? Dude, look at your face. ******* duck stuffed in rice. ugly twat
daysgoby902 6
I understand that but it's no reason to be that rude to someone about there personal features
doedizzle666 3
ur an idiot. pixie cuts are for women stupid
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
74 - Not all pixie cuts are ugly on women. There's actually a good-looking celebrity with a pixie cut. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name of that actress...
glorialaura21 8
Who are you to tell women what they're supposed to look like anyways?
jk9037 0
146- Are you thinking of Emma Watson?
bms1996 12
I agree,just like boys shouldn't have long hair.girls have long hair and boys have short hair.that's how it is and how it should be
plasmicmac 6
67- you're 20...how "grown up" is that? you enjoy your apple juice.
Slipknot666Maggo 0
67- lol. welcome to the Internet. **** or gtfo.
SmokinTitties 0
Facepalm isn't enough here. Meet facedesk
Nickkix 3
Emma watson?
MrsDruidess 23
really its not the cut, they jusy dont look good on fat girls. I would love a short cut, but am too chunky to pull it off. Sadly too many fat people have short hair.
elk21dbm 18
Snowoman?
MrBoredGuy 1
Ah shit should there be two w's? I'm all sorts of confused, thanks
alex6946 10
It looks so confusing! D: snowoman! Snowwoman doesn't look right either.. :o
twinkletoes747 16
Aha. When I first read it, I pronounced it snow-o-man. Maybe I should wake up a little before reading fml.
JumbledGirl 2
Well a pixie cut really only looks good on a very slender body or an Asian... But I bet you're not cold and unfriendly like a snow man :D
anorexicbarbie 8
I'm not Asian and I still rock the pixie cut!
unclepester 0
Ok, your name is anorexicbarbie, and they said either someone very skinny " OR" an Asian. So the mere fact that you announce "I'm not Asian" shows us how full of fail you are. Might as well just say "I'm a window licker"
mgsoloist 14
Mmm those sexy curves...
LordGoober 13
Mmm those curves...* I don't know where you got sexy from.
Nevitt 9
goober you obviously don't know what curves are,
giggleprincess 0
Damn right!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Just look at 115's picture.... Soo... Sexy..... Mmmmm.... -drool-
giggleprincess 0
Admit it, pooh bear made you smile
enonymous 9
With a Corn cob pipe and a button nose and 2 eyes made out of coal... I thought it was a dead give away