Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, my friends like to call me "Peyton Manning" because of my huge forehead. I thought it was funny until I realized my forehead is "huge" because I seem to be going bald. I'm 21. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML
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Top comments
Stroomer 0
Both NPH and Federer are awesome and far from ugly. Suck it up, crybaby!
alexFYL 11
WARNING: OP is fishing for compliments.
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Comments (80)
Sparx1_1 16
YDI for having no self esteem and automatically thinking the worst. Some people think those men are super hot, so before you get the pity party going maybe you should get over your shit and find out what they meant by the comparison.
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
At least it isnt that upside face from family guy. So be thankful.
Unconfined_ 0
NPH is ******* epic. be happy!!!!!!
didoca 0
ah- NPH is awesome!!!
SuperNinjaa 0
but Neil Patrick Harris is amazing AND he wears a suit. rich, a stud that's a compliment
stephanie_nyc97 0
I dont know what you've been smoking but neil patrick harris is hoooooooott :)
mathman101 3
Don't be dissing Neil Patrick Harris!! He's Legen-Dairy!! u should be flattered!!
xFaust_fml 12
????????????? Roger is quite cute, and NPH is simply HOT. How is that a FML, you moron??
tencentsakiss 19
Did you see that unicorn? It's horn was soooo shiny!
wrestler133 0
I...... were you dropped as a child?
tencentsakiss 19
*its not it's. Stupid autocorrect.