Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, my friends like to call me "Peyton Manning" because of my huge forehead. I thought it was funny until I realized my forehead is "huge" because I seem to be going bald. I'm 21. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML
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Top comments
Stroomer 0
Both NPH and Federer are awesome and far from ugly. Suck it up, crybaby!
alexFYL 11
WARNING: OP is fishing for compliments.
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Comments (80)
marinus_fml 20
At least they didn't say you have the orientation of Patrick, and the feminine look of Federer! That would have been gay.
duanuys 0
ja jou afrikaaner. cheers from USA. Altyd a boer. ek is 18 net uit high school. oop dit gaN goet moet jou :)
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Neil's freakin' adorable though.
JpasDa1 2
f**k you OP, NPH is the chizz u dumb compliment fisher
funzcpl 0
I love Neil Patrick Harris. him and his life partner just adopted infant twins.
Zmeilerr 22
FYL.
xlovexsexxmagic 0
Neil Patrick Harris is a hilarious actor! I <3 him on How I Met Your Mother
sipher16 0
don't talk about the NPH like that lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
#24 *Sigh* Yes, yes. You know what I meant. So literal, aren't you?
KennKenn 0
NPH is legen, wait for it... dary!
perdix 31
I think they mean you are Rafael Nadal's fabulously multi-talented bee-yotch!
slantyshanty 7
NPH is the bomb! be happy about that.
tencentsakiss 19
Thank you for saying the bomb. It takes me back to the nineties when I last heard that expression. Awesome. Neil Patrick Harris is indeed the bomb.