Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
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WavRace 14
Or maybe intimidation, if I said something like behind a woman's back and she turned around me, I'd be on the other side of town real fast.
IndicaPaincakes 28
What a jerk! I'm sorry that happened, just ignore things like that. :(
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IndicaPaincakes 28
What a jerk! I'm sorry that happened, just ignore things like that. :(
Marshmallowjello 22
Maybe he was just too nervous to speak to you?
mmmxr 11
If he was nervous he wouldn't of said "super fine" in the first place. He sounds like a player not a shy guy.
superwh00 10
Sorry OP! He wasn't worth your time anyways
Pleonasm 36
Maybe it's just your breath, like in that episode "Something Smells" of Spongebob.
IndicaPaincakes 28
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone died."
Pleonasm 36
"DEUUEAUGH"
nana_star 27
Be ugly and PROUD!
Markovski 18
He can go **** himself. Ignore that OP.
The_Avatar 22
Probably just caught sight of his own reflection! Haha come on im sure your face is awesome!
windyal0115 15
Every person has their own definition of what beauty is.
WavRace 14
Or maybe intimidation, if I said something like behind a woman's back and she turned around me, I'd be on the other side of town real fast.
bluebell707 13
That audacity.
CyberSeeker 20
Bet ur dad was walking about behind u and he ran because he was frightened of your dad
BergerL 13
You have a strong imagination
cheeeksss 29
Totally irrelevant, but I've always wondered how people have managed to switch between "ur" and "your" in the same sentence. I thought if one doesn't like spelling out the whole word, they would be consistent with "ur" ...idk sorry my side OCD is talking.