Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, my friends like to call me "Peyton Manning" because of my huge forehead. I thought it was funny until I realized my forehead is "huge" because I seem to be going bald. I'm 21. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML
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Top comments
Stroomer 0
Both NPH and Federer are awesome and far from ugly. Suck it up, crybaby!
alexFYL 11
WARNING: OP is fishing for compliments.
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Comments (80)
hoco1286 0
Did your parents say that to you?
Quest_ 13
More importantly, are your parents actually Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris? Because that would be awesome.
trueblue42 4
at least they didn't compare you to Gary Coleman
restythestar 0
Neil Patrick Harris is the definition of awesomeness. You should be grateful!
Ficklefart 0
hell yea nph for life!!
Zitho 0
What 16 said. Neil Patrick Harris is one of my favorite actors of all time.
Kaatyy 0
Neil Patrick Harris is a babe!!
beelo44 0
I'm watching Herold and Kumar right now.
actingbro 3
I agree I don't c why this is a fml, NPH is in it, which makes it a win
MissErikaHart 0
embrace it!
my_user_name 7
Indeed, this doesn't sound like such a bad thing at all! Aren't both those guys supposed to be pretty good-looking? Sounds like you really were determined to take it the wrong way.
Sparx1_1 16
NPH is openly gay and the Federer is a tennis player who is married (to a woman) but doesn't play a "manly" sport like rugby or armed combat. I'm guessing that OP has other issues with being compared to these men.
PrettyKookieToo 8
So what if NPH is gay? He's still manly!
Stroomer 0
Both NPH and Federer are awesome and far from ugly. Suck it up, crybaby!
Shell02 0
I know right! Federer is hot.
RedPillSucks 33
YDI for being so caught up in what other people think about how you look.
gaga_fierce 0
wow it's not that big of a deal...
silentwolf113 0
I'll trade my first born just to look like Neil, and throw in my wife for a suit. he's totally awesome!
waveman56 3
you could be the best gay tennis player in the world
BoyFromTheFuture 0
ha.
canadian_ftw 8
Neil Patrick Harris is adorable!
mintcar 10
Hahaha, what's wrong with Neil? And don't be bothered by what people say about your appearance.
alexFYL 11
WARNING: OP is fishing for compliments.
blinkingstarlet 15
exactly what i was thinking, #13. "Wah, I'm attractive!" ::peeks out from behind hands:: OP stahpit. lol.