Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
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Top comments
Ragna_fml 0
Your life must be in ruins.
HahAboy95 0
what'd the teacher say
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Comments (134)
HahAboy95 0
what'd the teacher say
lmfao1643 3
Wow nice job!!!
jacsamm 0
lol
HoesInaBox 0
sadly, I can see myself doing something like that too. not intentionally of course o.O
george456 0
Well are you easy?
MrHankey0123 0
ydi for being kissass
astarwarsfan 0
I guess that class (puts on sunglasses) wont be the only easy thing now :)
slushpup9696 12
126 that was terrible
pikmin5764 18
Did he say "Hello easy how are you"
Ragna_fml 0
Your life must be in ruins.
crazyladydaisy 4
I feel that op did that on purpose. As a way to grab guys attention. Could be wrong tho.
heerrnia 5
136 - you're wrong.
Boddmon 0
I'm sure a class full of males enjoyed that, did you get raped after?
no__namer 0
You can't rape the willing, if she's easy.
LOLYLIF 0
Thats a pretty odd response, I mean, out of the entire group, there will be at least 1 "good Samaritan", who would act as a witness if and when she reported them to the police.
flashback.miss 28
rape me, my friend.... XDXDXD maybe she shoulve said she was a lesbian..
Tkim32 0
Yeah I'm guessing she totaly got raped but she decide that telling the class that she was easy was a better reason to have a fml.
Boddmon 0
aw I love people who take everything so seriously and so literally. Your stupidity keeps me entertained. =)
magaliwoodrock 19
haha fail @ Boddmon they are just joking. and you take things up the butt. and did they have a tpo cause it says "I went to say "mine will be easy"
whataloadofbull 0
what what in the butt
amy397123 0
#101, i ******* lol'd.
Boddmon 0
@magaliwoodrock I was replying to Tkim32 you fool.
tdawgheath 0
Nah, It's a group of men.
LeoBrZ81 0
Was the sex right there and then, in front of everyone?
flashback.miss 28
SO UH.. How many texts/pics/calls do you get per hour??? and how many times a day does your door get knocked on...dont worry this;; all blow over....eventually.
isitofficial_ 0
you do know that the girl could be pretty ugly right? so she might not have gotten raped or gotten texts or calls saying hey sexy. but since she was in lab the geek was probably the only one who texted/called to her if she was ugly. LOL!
kukitheaf 0
eeeeeeewwww yur gurosss! im telling mommy wat u said
KatieGoesRawrr 0
Yeah,, u can be unattractive aand be raped, a lot of rapes are done when spmeone is drunk, so no matter how ugly the person is in the rapists eyes, they can be hot when the rapist is drunk.
rachelmacivor 0
hahaha.. am I the only on who laughed at < BLOW > over? hahahahahahgahagaggghHHhh
Incubuss 0
OH NOES **** YOUR LIFE!
chellexx 0
this seems more like an MLIA
flashback.miss 28
SO UH.. How many texts/pics/calls do you get per hour??? and how many times a day does your door get knocked on...dont worry this;; all blow over....eventually. besides, this is a mlia at best cause i msure youll be able to laugh ti off soon and the guys had a good laugh.. hope u didnt get tackled and had your clothes ripped off by toungues and youre not having 20 babies...:/ um.. soudns like sometime i would do though XD
RicardoOno 2
So... you are easy or not?
allmidnighteyes 11
"When he came to me" don't you mean when he came ON you?
CyclonePsycho 1
...I bet bullets can bounce off your skull, #62.
xdinasaurzxrawrx 0
@ allmidnighteyes I think she might of meant came onto her... cause if he already came on her then he already would of known she's easy... haha xD