Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for "anti-social behavior." FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Did you get a trophy for that? MFP! Most flatulent player, woot-woot!!!
fastman19 20
Look on the bright side, atleast it was only a fart. There could have been liquids or solids instead of just gas.
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Comments (14)
manuelg1095 14
"Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart" - your mind.
RichardPencil 32
Did you get a trophy for that? MFP! Most flatulent player, woot-woot!!!
childproofpizza 19
toot toot!
Rintarok5 29
More like poot-poot!
coldcouncil 5
We've all been there
fastman19 20
Look on the bright side, atleast it was only a fart. There could have been liquids or solids instead of just gas.
Savagephy 17
Hey everybody body isn't built the same some people are naturally strong some aren't if your not into lifting dont lift
species4872 20
Perhaps she was trying to infuse the weights with hot air to make it lighter.
gmanbuilder 11
lmao gurl you gotta work out
ttuOuts 4
Nooooo. Im so sorry
Zebediabolical 45
...this is how lifelong nicknames get started.
WillMM76 12
Lmao! That's awesome!!!