Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
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Ragna_fml 0
Your life must be in ruins.
HahAboy95 0
what'd the teacher say
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Comments (134)
Murdock7x4 0
Freudian. slip.
Alex373 0
hahahaha I bet she got raped
deathunleashed 0
what's so funny about that?
Flutist 3
I second that: what the hell!? Why make a joke like that? Rape is not funny.
Flutist 3
And you have obviously never had someone close to you be raped. It might seem funny to say, "OMG lyk thaaat peep n Halo lyk raaaaaaped me!" but until you see how powerless and pathetic it makes women and men feel, then you have no right to be making jokes like that, asshole.
kmgentil 0
Well, id like to be your lab partner
I_dont_care771 0
when a girl is easy it means that she will just about sleep with anyone, she is easy, so a lot of guys can have sex with her without trying
hoopstar15 0
the truth always comes to light hahaha
MyKillz 0
Hi easy! Im eric ;)
gingersnapper 0
The truth always comes out, OP. EDIT: Dang, I'm so unoriginal :P
42billybob 5
next time, don't allow him time to pick up on what your exact words were. just continue on and tell him your name and hope he doesn't pick up on it. reflexes: they help.
hoopstar15 0
it's ok gingersnapper...I'm sure u didn't read ALL the comments before putting ur own comment...at least I hope
pwincessa23 1
Yup, u sure are...