Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched a manager and a co-worker sit underneath a table in our store all day as I got yelled at for not working hard enough. I was the only one actually working. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, while working at my job at a lumber/hardware store, my coworker told me he was taking an hour break instead of the usual half-hour. Not only did he leave me with a store packed with customers on Customer Appreciation Day, but he never came back until closing time. FML
Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML
Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML
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unpossible 26
In your province, OP, it is against the Employment Standards Act for your employer to not provide you a half hour break for each period of work in excess of 5 hours, unless your union has agreed to something else, or there was an emergency in your workplace. Your regional manager made a judgment based on a snapshot of your department. Yes, in a retail environment it looks awful to have employees sitting around doing nothing. Your RM probably also assumed that your management team obeys the law. You should inform your RM that they don't.
kerrygirl 13
today you're a cashier....what will you be tomorrow?!
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kerrygirl 13
today you're a cashier....what will you be tomorrow?!
pipp360 0
wow
baby_love 0
lmfaooo i couldnt take it i was going to write the same thing, you're like the voice of reason. you couldnt think of any other way to start off the sentence? Like "today, while working as a cashier..."
ps2stony 0
that's illegal in alberta you fool. you need a new job
loludeserveit 0
damn you I was just about to post that... great minds win though
ii_tayman 0
um it isn't that big of a deal it isn't like being a cashier is really that hard
badluckalex 23
much grammer
urikuh17 0
that blows
Darkforce121 0
Your regional manager needs to learn and ask questions before making himself look like a douche.
Zigma_fml 0
Obsessive much?
Subtext 10
Much much? I hope I'm not the only one who thinks this way of asking " much?" is extremely annoying...
iwadasn 33
I'm with you, 32.
Prestigex 0
Damn Kerry you beat me to it.
Flutist 3
I am sorry he is an ass
fishsticker 0
My first job was cashier at a big grocery store. It's an absolutely horrible job :( Get outta that position as soon as you can!
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Slave drivers are like that. Next he'll be making you hold up the shop sign outside all day.
israelnotjacob 20
He probably didn't know you had been working that long, but he's a douche for assuming so quickly.
bhangu023 0
I wud have told him off
humorizer 14
A preposition is not something you should end a sentence with.
Kukua 5
This is ironic win :)