Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
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Ragna_fml 0
Your life must be in ruins.
HahAboy95 0
what'd the teacher say
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Comments (134)
CYNNER 0
Ha ha. what does it matter if you're easy or not. not an fml. i was reading out loud in class and instead of saying disks i said dicks.
liuken 3
Lol it's been a while since I've actually lol'd at a fml. Good job
Sparkey 0
And your name in class will be Easy for the rest of your studying years.
iangel92 2
lmao! that's hilarious
CYNNER 0
Who cares. as long as you don't live up to it then no harm done.
rakethewidower 0
simply hilarious
TheEvilOnes 0
ohhh... that sucks
Janah_the_ENP 0
You should have just continued the thought and acted like that's what you meant to say, but with a different meaning than saying you're a ****.
daydreamstar 7
lol!! dont owrry, its one of those i wish i could disappear moments. itll pass :)
Gavik 0
Freud says you're a ****, sorry :/