Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Heartbreak Hotel
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Sorry…
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
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nikkers 0
wait my dad sends me valentines cards every year n Im 27... whats wrong with that? Shame on you guys for turning this fatherly love into something sinister...
birds_fml 7
I don't think it was creepy... he was writing them to make her feel good about herself. I think it's kinda sweet. It's not a **** her life... more like her life is better than she thinks because her dad wants her to be happy.
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crazylady654 0
i think i just puked a little, kinda sad, cuz there are lots of cases where dads are hunting their "precious little angels".... thats just scary.
LOLYLIF 0
Well maybe they're not dirty or anything, maybe he just genuinely cares for her and thought that he was being nice to her. FYL for having a dad that cares about you, OP...
The_Pleb 0
I love you x No but thats creepy, i believe he cares for you a bit toooo much. But look at the brightside, someone loves you
birds_fml 7
I don't think it was creepy... he was writing them to make her feel good about herself. I think it's kinda sweet. It's not a **** her life... more like her life is better than she thinks because her dad wants her to be happy.
pchands00 0
i'm more surprised that she didn't know her own father's phone number, and was surprised later on.
Munkee 6
I'm confused, where in the post says he's using a phone? It just says love letters.
EvieAngel 0
you guys SHUT UP! I doubt he was being pervy...he was just trying to be a dad and make her feel happy. Although it IS kind of a weird way of keeping her from the possible signals shes sending off of being "love depressed" He's a dad. Let him be a dad. That's cute in the very extremely weird way (-:
Paradoxasaurus 0
The phone thing confused me, too. I think the poster was mistaken. Also, to OP: "FML for having a dad who cares about me enough to pull off elaborate schemes to make me feel good about myself."
christyxbee 15
I think this is rather nice. At least it shows he cares about her. It's not like he's climbing her up or something. Calm down kiddos.
z4opv14 0
What's your number? Then we can all send you love texts, and it wouldn't have to be your dad ;) haha =D
CallMeHush 1
LOL, I have free text, I'll help.
Coolguyt2 0
Same here unless OP's a guy then I ain't doin it cos I'm not gay
peacockfeather 0
Incest pedobear, dundundun!! Just kidding. Your dad obviously meant well but ick, that's so creepy.
Gavik 0
moar like wincest, amirite?
Miooow 16
Umm what? Seriously? Just cos he felt sorry for his daughter & writing letters to her make him have incests feelings towards his daughter? Wtf, & calling him a pedobear? What are you, 12?
Miooow 16
It's not creepy unless he wrote something sexual!
fragmite 1
that's kind of gross. poor thing.
WreckerGirl 4
My oh my. I agree, that is so creepy. how old are you, OP?
nikkers 0
wait my dad sends me valentines cards every year n Im 27... whats wrong with that? Shame on you guys for turning this fatherly love into something sinister...
catscratch_fml 1
I read it as secret love letters as if from a secret romantic admirer. Not exactly platonic love. Perhaps it didn't go completely into the realm of creepiness, but it sure reads that way. And there's nothing wrong with your dad sending you Valentines day cards- it's actually kinda sweet... unless he signs them as if he were a secret admirer, then that'd be creepy...
Maxine17 8
My dad sends me a card on Vaentine's day. Yet it's my birthday too, so not REALLY the same.
nikkers 0
wait you cant go from a sweet prolly well intentioned idea to him grindin up on her in some seedy club.. tsk
nikkers 0
I think that maybe indicates more about you than it does OP.... It seems to me a sweet notion from a father to his little girl wanting her to be happy.
Intellectualist 0
KaySL, I love you, can we get married?
Intellectualist 0
Oh, that's ok, I dont mind watching... ¬_¬ And, I'm already having toxi's zombie babies.
Intellectualist 0
Zombie babies, in that they died, then came to lie and ate my womb D: Then they exploded, as toxi's toxi-eggs are genetically explosive. There there dear, have a nice cup of tea, whilst i hump your leg.
Intellectualist 0
Ewwww. crumpets are the food of the devil.
Intellectualist 0
Oh, that makes sense, bagsy right hand minion!
miso1337 0
why am i not included in this extremely ****** up love chain? =(
sillyzombiekid 0
eew, dayuuum, that's just wrong..
Shazbot 0
inb4 v& daddy.
sdcrazy1018 0
Or maybe he was really writing his true feelings ewwwwww
aap_fml 0
at least one guy cares about you lol.. kinda creepy