Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML
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Gerblat 0
Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
Krajjan 9
Could be a good thing. He might be interested in you now.
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Comments (251)
HaleyBopp 0
Haha Ive done that! It's terrible, especially when you try and explain but they don't believe you. Dumb Iphone.
amandalovee 0
mee too! and there like sureeeee. gahhh lol
boopityboppity 11
Grammar Nazis and English teachers alike just shared a collective groan, 160.
Delaneymarie 0
lol win boopityboppity!^
Monikabug 9
That's why he has my vote for El Presidente.
oogyboogy 6
I have to say that 165 mad me literaly lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
Who knows, maybe he's into that sort of thing...Heh heh. Let us know.
FYLDeep 26
I tried typing "anap" on my iPod and it doesn't try to change it to "anal". Somehow I doubt that's really what went down. I mean an iPhone tries to keep you from writing "hell". i don't see it offering "anal" as a replacement word.
jverdouw 0
did for me.
Astroman129 7
But the autocorrect changes based on word usage. If I keep writing "anal", it will probably eventually change anap to anal.
Freeze_fml 17
Someone must be writing some dirty texts.
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I haven't previously used the word anal on here.
ScaryyMary 14
My non-i-Phone changed it to "****", which would have still been hilarious in that situation.
lele504 0
Omg lol wow
littlemissdqgirl 8
huh.... your lifes not f***ed just explain what happened. You'll both laugh it off.
gabbster95 0
hey 1 is that a ratio of Greek writing on your arm?!?
Chr0nicdreamz 0
there's an app for that!
kuntageous 0
ohwow. that's hilarious. maybe your crush is into that kind of stuff ;)
Darth_Taco 14
Well, at least he probably likes you a little more :D! This is why I got a phone that doesn't do auto-correct. That way if I tell my boyfriend I need anal, then dammit I need anal! D:< Use condoms, it decreases the amount of lube required @_@.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
You can just turn it off on the iPhone, and I'm guessing many other smartphones as well.
Optimist101 0
Oh yeah, sure. You got a certain type of phone just so you could write your boyfriend you want anal when you really want it. Imagine that at the phone store. "Does this phone change words into 'anal' for no reason? If so, I don't want it."
Ucla_cupcake 0
lmfao I hate it when the iPhone does that. Oh well, ydi for not making sure of any unwanted corrections.