Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML
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Gerblat 0
Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
Krajjan 9
Could be a good thing. He might be interested in you now.
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Comments (251)
Gerblat 0
Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
youngrob 0
lOl epic fail
rawrlily 0
I need anap
Clare420 0
LOL. maybe you do?
Krajjan 9
Could be a good thing. He might be interested in you now.
seanreddog 4
No iPhone corrects it to anap to snap not anal so you can't blame this one on auto correct.
jadedwaitress 0
i may be wrong on this, but doesn't the iPhone alter it's auto correct depending on the usage? I just typed in anap and didn't get any auto correct
sam411411 0
yeah so fhl for typing anal so much lol
rosemary1990 0
lol maybe u get lucky jeje. WIN
mona_is_here 10
haha iPhone autocorrection is a bitch. but hey its vocabulary depends on the usage of words so ehm..
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yes, it 'learns' according to usage.
imballinlol 0
LMAO this one is such a fail.
seanreddog 4
Yeah I know I was just saying she must use anal for it to correct as that.
sleepyman 0
this is only a fail if the crush didn't decide to help out with the ops needs
beclaurela 18
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM SO SORRY. I hate when my iPhone automatically corrects crap, it makes everything so awkward sometimes. ^.~ My greatest sympathies are with you. XD LMAO
jakeidk 0
mine autocorrects to anal
austin_DGAF 0
Wow, you guys use the word anal a lot!
Kartor 6
thatll teach you to go with ANDROID
seanreddog 4
**** I typed in anal like 100 times to get it to recognize it and now it doesn't auto correct anap at all! dammit!
StoryOfTheYear 15
If you are getting uptight over a typo you probably do need it >.>
ispitflames 3
that cat is fat.
seanreddog 4
that rhymes!! and don't hate, appreciate!
skyhuh25 0
I hate cats
sexybeastsexybea 0
69: the only thing that made ur comment funny was that ur number was 69.
degrassilovur 0
lmao. you didn't notice ?!
RosaOnThis 0
At least you have something to joke about with your crush. Lame.
illmatic2 16
you did it on purpose don't deny it.
danyfuckinheatle 0
be he's not saying fml
tjrocks1294 0
did you get it?
kyarush 10
Ha!.... bwahahaha!
Tht_one_crazyj 0
yeah did u get some ?
Haileyw15 0
90, the only thing funny about YOUR comment was.... Oh ya. Nothing.
tincans 0
been there, done that. I meant to say ' I'll probably be in Vegas by then ' and I said " I'll probaby be in bras by then" because my iPod lagged :/
FMyLifeCereal 0
Autocorrect CAN be turned off you know. it SHOULD be turned off. More harm than good. YDI for not knowing how to use your phone wisely.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
Just turn it off goto settings
MissRachieee 3
Actually, this really happens. I typed, "I need anap." into my iPod Touch and it auto-corrected it to anal.
MissRachieee 3
But, if there was a space between a and nap, nothing happens.
MhP_fml 0
turn autocorrect off?
alyx94 0
16- I just typed anap into my iPhone and anal showed up.. I don't think I've ever texted anal to anyone.. just sayin.
phreshboi 1
I need anal, possible but no it does not change it
Lmfao_69 0
LOVE the cat #68 haha
Stellar_Bxtcheee 0
Faaaaaaaaaaailure !
zakkyzebra 11
something like this happened to me once. I was trying to say "you make me feel so demasculated" yup. auto corrected it to ejaculated.
Gorsbug823 0
win22!
mandy_Reeves 0
if you have fat fingers you could slip up since L is under the P
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lol hailey that was win :P
swiftangel 1
danyfuckinheatley!!!! I miss my Sharks!!
danielt94 0
missrachieee your just hot ;) haha
LiveNLove 0
hahahaha fyl!
LexSpades 4
no ur wrong it happened to me
Rape_Dungeon 0
Your iPhone is your dating coach
redneck0328 5
that's why we do what children? check our texts before sending them, correct. and quit talking about anal cuz my iPhone autocorrects it to snap so you OP are a ***** in my opinion
Starfire99 0
Seconded. Auto correct is a P.O.S
kybabyy 4
Hahaha. It's only FML if you got rejected.. =D
ericownz101 0
anyone notice that we dont know op is a girl?i bet its a guy that secretly sexts gay men for anal :O
uncleyuggles 0
*****
viol3nt_toast 0
mine autocorrects anap to buttsex
oogyboogy 6
#76 and your a tool
waddams 0
#16 - I did the same on my iPhone and it said anal lol
marie93uso 0
hahahahhahahahahahahahhahaahaja oh man that's pretty freakin hilarious :)
1goodthing 0
tried it too.. nothing comes close...
Optimist101 0
That's ONLY because you USE the word anal so often, douche bag.
elmosassassin 0
lol. win.
nickafuu 0
dam technology
WoAhAnNa123 0
soo what was his response?
laideehawk 6
#7 took the words out of my mouth!!!
Rowboy 0
false, my iPhone did correct it to anal
npeezle 0
iPhone auto correct is intuitive to each person.
Hamsterzilla 0
was his response "I'll be there soon." ???
Carian01 0
Why would you bother texting someone about wanting a nap? YDI
Aj4710 0
if you need some, I could help...
dabluedude101 0
lame
evilbunnypao 0
thumb up for you #93 lmao
liveloveandownit 0
Well he might not just be your crush after this.
littlebigperson 0
lol that means u watch **** I don't think anal is in the iPhone dictionary
forestqueenie 0
the iPhone is stupid, if I press eeeeeeeee it gives errr or were I can totally seem that happening
dogpup4 23
I agree with 1.
tommyfox 19
My 4S autocorrects to snap.
Octain 13
I need snap Nope, mine changed it to snap.
FML_Elle 17
The funny thing is how would her iPhone know the word anal? Hahahaha
ercamoo 0
Fake!
elmo6 0
lmfao just when i thought my life was bad
sabatical 0
not fake! my iPod totally did it! haha and it's funny!
romskiies 0
yup my itouch corrected a nap (put together) to anal lol
imlagginglol 0
Yeah it's fake I put "anap" an it put "snap" this myth has been busted
epoh_fml 0
mine says "snap" but as others have said it "learns" from what you type. dirty boy, Chris!
romskiies 0
lol you guys are fail I bet you're just putting "anap" in it write it out like op "I need anap" and it will do it lol( without quotations) & just most of the time hope ;) lol
epoh_fml 0
I need anap. that's how my phone leaves it when I write the whole thing. and I can be dirty myself so I won't judge too harshly :D
romskiies 0
I need anap, huh guess it's choosing when to work now oh well lol hope not right now hope, for the baby's sake I need snap I need anap I want anap I will have anal with you there I just kept changing the words lol
epoh_fml 0
I will have anap with you I need a nap I want a nap I will have snap with you. lol I'm too damn bored for my own good. and just cause I'm pregnant doesn't mean I can't be perverted. the baby hasn't changed my brain completely, just my hormones :P
romskiies 0
lol actually I've heard that when women are preggo they want to become more sexually active lol
epoh_fml 0
s very true for some women. some women feel horrible their whole pregnancies and want nothing to do with sex. I am in the former group :P
romskiies 0
a bit confuzzled lol
epoh_fml 0
what's confuzzling?
romskiies 0
"former group" lol I'm slow today
Itzy02 0
lmao. bet he had interesting thoughts.
volcomst0ned 0
yeah I did the same thing but the second time it corrected it to anal
gingernator 0
FAKE!!! autocorrect does not change two words to a single word.
Gerblat 0
Durr, obviously they left out the space by accident.
autumn16 0
anal is freakin disgusting!! ewe
Miss_Blaine 18
weirdo...
niknak1821 0
omg that's priceless!!!!
legonut4 0
what was his reply?
mcfaily 0
this is copied from txts from last night. I saw it there months ago
NerdyHannah 0
Did she
cristallynn 0
yes you do indeed need anal
awhsum 0
hah
imballinlol 0
5: I'll give you anal. :)
amandalovee 0
kinda creepy....
cristallynn 0
yeah that was very creepy O_o
PineappleEspress 0
"Today, imballinlol told me he wanted to give me anal. On an FML about anal. FML"
daken96 21
Nobody needs analysis... I mean anal. Autocorrect. Pssshh
leslielove11 0
hahaha what did ur crush say back?
Implusive_talker 0
Did he write back??
chungy92 5
you should thank your iPhone much more interesting conversation :)
NerdyHannah 0
* Did she reply? O.o
blacknazi818 0
i could hook you up wit ma dick baby