Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML
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Top comments
Gerblat 0
Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
Krajjan 9
Could be a good thing. He might be interested in you now.
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Comments (251)
brainonska08 0
lol soooo funny! that sucks
ezioaudatore 0
ill give ya anal jk jk ydi i always read over what i send before sendin it
corvette_kid 0
that's terrible...so...what time can I come over 8-)).
jjames7543 13
haha I just tested that out and if you don't add a space between "a" and "nap" auto-correction will kick in and change it to "anal" :P
Freeze_fml 17
Well, at least he likes you now.
oogyboogy 6
I love your, picture
luvmybby062308 0
OP, thank you. You just made my horrible day so much better. I'm sorry, though):
SeedlessMe 13
Hahah that's great! .. my friend once tried to text her husband 'I got here' but it came up as 'I got heroin' obviously she screwed up, but didn't notice till later.. He never replied hahaha
GOODA 0
no it says anal shut up with the "snap" anap no space tard
brebaby1 1
Geez people calm down, I can't believe the people who actually took the time to try to type it....seriously? It's funny so laugh and move on, quit trying to call it out as fake.
tygerarmy 35
snap. Mine changes to snap. <<-- Maybe you need anal.