Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
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Sonotsuave 37
Omg dude grow up, he’s not interested move on
Hempseed 27
Kinda your own fault if you haven't told this dude how you feel. You can't just sit there and expect him to read your mind. If you wanna be with him, tell him. Otherwise, stop wasting your time.
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Comments (7)
purplekanc 24
Story of my life. Hang in there and have faith the right one will come along
Sonotsuave 37
Omg dude grow up, he’s not interested move on
alicelouise66 5
he's not into you. deal with it.
Hempseed 27
Kinda your own fault if you haven't told this dude how you feel. You can't just sit there and expect him to read your mind. If you wanna be with him, tell him. Otherwise, stop wasting your time.
RichardPencil 32
Hey, baby, you gotta stop being a baby. You don’t want to have this guy’s baby, do ya, baby? Break it off with him suddenly or at least take baby steps, baby.
Alup132 22
Sounds like my friend who’s been telling me about her crush lately. I’m sorry, that really sounds painful.